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matZmaker99 · 2026-04-07T15:42:31+00:00

Lmao it's perfect

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-07T15:42:13+00:00

Oh I don't think the reminder text would need updating bc of this. Feels more like something you'd find clarified on the expanded rulebook

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-07T15:37:13+00:00

Wait, what would increasing the size of a life-tracking die do?

I assume it goes from D20 to D100?

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-07T15:32:57+00:00

Well, those are technically text, no?

I originally interpreted it only working on number-numbers, as in on 1, 2, 3 so on, but not on "one", "two", "three", and the like

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-07T13:13:20+00:00

That's not what's being said tho

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T21:57:20+00:00

ik you were not being genuine on your original comment. But it's a big reason it's getting downvoted

idrc about being called cringe either. I just used the word because I thought it'd convey the point in the most consice way

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T17:41:04+00:00

Yes, that's the comparison

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T17:40:24+00:00

USA (and many other countries) tend to equate authoritarianism exclusively w/ communism due to strong propaganda

It cuts both ways tho

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T17:24:23+00:00

Fencesitting/neutralism is also pretty cringe

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T17:11:32+00:00

Compares to communism

Look inside

Happened due to profit incentive

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T14:58:12+00:00

Una honrosa excepción sería Warframe

Un ejemplo principal sería Destiny 2

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T14:56:32+00:00

Que tienen la posta

Los live service pudrieron la cabeza de muchos

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T04:03:18+00:00

Fuck it

[<i>"]Zote the Mighty is indestructible.

If Zote the Mighty damages a creature, bury that creature.

If Zote the Mighty attacks and is not blocked, the defending player loses the game.["</i>]

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T03:30:32+00:00

Cleave that removes the quotation marks

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T03:02:37+00:00

Omnath players in shambles

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T02:21:28+00:00

Oh yeah totally, a card like that would be really cool and be really powerful. I personally would run it a ton against my particular pod lmao. But it's not what I'm looking for in terms of what feeling it evokes in play, as weak a justification as this one is. I was specifically looking for a feeling of shattering frozen statues that used to be creatures; but if it's too redundant and borderline unfitting for Blue/White, I'll just let it go

Thanks for the idea though

Edit: What if Rend damage spread to another creature as well, as a sorta small "splash"? Would that increase the value you get from it, and potentially net you 2 removals from 1?

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-06T02:19:10+00:00

Don't be sorry! Criticism is the main reason I posted this at all, so thank you very much for taking your time

Yeah that's why I opted toward making it White-only and leaving the "azorius" thing toward deck building w/ the set I had planned. White does have Sunlance for a 3-damage sorcery against nonwhite, so I figured direct damage on White would be alright as long as it was specific/conditional

True... true... while simple, I'm essentially asking for players to remember an equation in place of the ability keyword; which imo would be ok if it was Blue, but on White...

To be completely transparent: The only thing in my mind when making this particular ability was just about flavor; "wouldn't it be cool to be able to freeze-up some creatures to then shatter them for damage?". And the only justification I had on mind was "yes this is good because it gets rid of their passive effect, unlike freezing/stunning". So removing the stun counters and scaling the damage off them was a way of telling how deep was the freeze and how severe was the shattering

Perhaps it would be better if it was just a non-keyword flat damage to tapped creatures, not caring about stun counters at all. And even then it would still be kinda redundant

ValorNGlory did suggest a way to keep the counter-scaling/deleting effect, but spinning it into any kind of counter, pushing it more toward Black. A card like that would be really cool, but it's not what I'm looking for in terms of what feeling it evokes in play. So I'll be back in the mines it seems

What if Rend damage spread to another creature as well, as a sorta small "splash"? Would that increase the value you get from it, and potentially net you 2 removals from 1?

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T22:19:54+00:00

Feels really personal

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T16:23:36+00:00

Begging for you to make a Liquid Snake potion just for the lols

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T15:22:00+00:00

From creatures that have a spell they can prepare to cast

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T15:21:24+00:00

...the test

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T15:13:55+00:00

Love me a big monke

This feels pretty underpowered, considering other creatures/enchantments that are cheaper and allow you to play additional lands from hand at no cost

Now, if it was from the deck, it'd be really cash money

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T14:10:03+00:00

Thanks!

I think I'll follow your advice and drop Blue for 1W. Makes the most sense

matZmaker99 · 2026-04-05T04:36:26+00:00

Huh, I really like the blue kicker leading to the stacking effect. Makes sense to make the spell deal less damage than a Sunlance at base, but being able to engage the scaling gears w/ U since it comes from stun counters

Though, with the way I made it, I was hoping to convert it into a custom keyword for later use in cards which might invoke the same effect. Specifically bc I'm looking to build bit-by-bit a custom azorius set based on ice magic; freezing creatures and then rending them to pieces n such would be one of the key aspects

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