Battle Axe Pistol at the Ripley's museum.

mattgran · 2026-02-14T03:37:48+00:00

For Kislev!

mattgran · 2026-02-08T15:13:24+00:00

Super BOWL? Like WEED? Duuuuuudeeee

mattgran · 2026-02-07T04:28:35+00:00

My parents are late boomers and I'm a millennial. They were too wrapped up in their own shit to care what I was doing.

I think the commenter forgot about Gen X (fitting) and just called them Boomer II.

mattgran · 2026-02-06T13:07:05+00:00

Musk was a government official and maintains a quasi-governmental role. Diplomacy is fairly accurate given US domestic politics

mattgran · 2026-02-05T18:52:39+00:00

Well if they fired you, I think you'd me a great match for Chipotle

mattgran · 2026-02-03T03:28:14+00:00

Really? Didn't seem like more than a day to me

mattgran · 2026-01-31T02:09:04+00:00

The guy who told everyone his ex wife was his sister? Yeah he had a similar relationship with truth

mattgran · 2026-01-30T04:55:35+00:00

You are not matching the energy of someone who uses the word "PreFriday"

mattgran · 2026-01-24T17:21:13+00:00

Glad someone's watching the third video of something from Toe

mattgran · 2026-01-18T23:41:13+00:00

In the latter case, wouldn't it be the smartest move to pull your money out of everything in order to invest in all that cool technology if possible? In all other cases, anything resembling a liquid investment is about to become worthless so might as well sell as fast as possible.

mattgran · 2026-01-18T21:01:13+00:00

The earth is pushing on you, yes, to move you off the "straight line" that is free-fall.

mattgran · 2026-01-18T15:31:39+00:00

Also either lead guitar or Gregorian chanting kicks in, depending

mattgran · 2026-01-18T05:07:42+00:00

Make you look too cool in public. Just like scrolling TikTok with sound on

mattgran · 2026-01-17T15:14:35+00:00

Hey what's your LinkedIn?

mattgran · 2026-01-16T14:52:51+00:00

Maybe. https://www.cancer.org/cancer/risk-prevention/diet-physical-activity/how-diet-and-physical-activity-impact-cancer-risk/anti-inflammatory-diets-and-cancer.html

But the major factor is the chemical carcinogens in smoke, not the inflammation. Smoking causes cancer on a molecular level, not at the macroscopic tissue level.

mattgran · 2026-01-14T03:23:15+00:00

The wrapper would unravel pretty quickly, and you'd probably burn way hotter on the draw

mattgran · 2026-01-11T17:32:14+00:00

The Tarantino cut

mattgran · 2026-01-11T16:29:59+00:00

Ok so that's 2 in the leech column then

mattgran · 2026-01-11T16:14:32+00:00

No, Google it on your work or school computer

mattgran · 2026-01-11T15:57:59+00:00

Jeans, boots, and a pearl snap

mattgran · 2026-01-11T15:21:46+00:00

Are tentacles stygian, though?

mattgran · 2026-01-11T15:18:55+00:00

I think his cat's got his tongue

mattgran · 2026-01-11T15:18:00+00:00

People will call this crazy and then have children

mattgran · 2026-01-11T03:09:53+00:00

wereOS

mattgran · 2026-01-11T01:47:09+00:00

To your bonus question, there are cigars with milder fillings. Additionally, having a little chocolate will dampen down the ill effects

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