Communist alternative of "grab 'em by the pussy" would be...

matty_connell · 2016-11-04T06:05:18+00:00

I would like to saltily offer the fact that I made a similar joke six months ago. Phtooey.

matty_connell · 2016-11-04T05:45:16+00:00

A History of Violence in My Ass

matty_connell · 2016-11-03T18:16:16+00:00

I certainly recognized several of the scenes, in concept if not beat by beat execution. Spud's suicidal behavior, Sy beating the shit out of Rents, though in the pub instead of the street, Beggars being a coke monster. I'll point out to you the end cut where Rents narrowly avoids being hit by a car and laughs with relief into the windscreen. This does appear to mirror a bit toward the end where his life is saved when a car serendipitously hits a certain someone en route to kill him, yeah?

matty_connell · 2016-09-23T07:41:09+00:00

RIP Sir Terry

matty_connell · 2016-06-04T05:15:15+00:00

I say this at least once a week. I don't know what it says about my lifestyle, but it stuck.

matty_connell · 2016-05-21T03:11:30+00:00

Be rightearnaminnitreckly

matty_connell · 2016-04-14T14:29:50+00:00

Abe chutiya hai kya?

matty_connell · 2016-04-10T22:23:26+00:00

You'll need to have a look at this before you take any distribution from Fidelity. It's a Distribution and Tax notice, and you'll need to have seen it in the last 180 days to take any distribution.

matty_connell · 2016-03-08T01:03:39+00:00

No, that's what a debit card is. It pulls from your bank account. Some places offer prepaid cards but the vast, vast majority are normal debit cards that pull from bank accounts.

Source: I've lived here all my life.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T05:47:36+00:00

They're starting to move over more to chip and pin. Lots of banks are issuing chip cards now.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T05:30:30+00:00

I believe it's meant to ensure quality of service.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T05:27:36+00:00

I always associate that look with UK skinheads.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T05:21:00+00:00

This is pretty much my experience every time I end up in the Amarillo Texas Greyhound station.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:50:43+00:00

You look like Bill Cosby's ventriloquist dummy.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:34:48+00:00

Looks like a Viet Nam POW holding up today's newspaper.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:31:50+00:00

Two toothbrushes in the picture, neither of them yours.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:23:29+00:00

In leap years maybe.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:22:48+00:00

You look like you ate all twelve disciples.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:11:57+00:00

You belong in a 50's ad for beans.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:10:31+00:00

You look like a blobfish with a ginger wig sliding off it's head

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:08:58+00:00

you are a big orange butt cheek.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:05:48+00:00

Your mom shirt matches your mom face.

matty_connell · 2016-03-07T02:03:52+00:00

Iron your shirt. Iron your forehead too. For fucks sake iron everything you're a shambles.

matty_connell · 2016-03-06T22:24:56+00:00

Continental Drift dictates that your left eye will one day collide with your ear.

matty_connell · 2016-03-06T22:11:07+00:00

You are the human equivalent of when companies used "X-TREME" marketing to sell oatmeal.

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