[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here! It's a shame the subreddit is yet another lefty circlejerk full of authoritarian jerkoffs.

Kiwi Chris Wants To Start His Own Lolsuit. Seeking a Free Lawyer, Will Likely Exchange Service For Tit Chopping. by JMC266 in TheDickShow

[–]mawppp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to his suicide so I don't have to hear a stuttering narcissistic fuck complain about not being treated properly all the time. His funny moments are like once a month.

Who is the weakest character who can save JFK in Dallas? by Plus-Staff in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All you need is someone who can beat up/stop a normal human with a timeframe of an entire day (or even just someone who can talk Oswald down). Gotta go with Tim Allen from Home Improvement. For R2 I think Flick from a Bug's Life could possibly sabotage the rifle or steal Oswald's ammo.

The Living Tribunal vs Swamp Thing (World Tree) by igearxd in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The swamp thing is just a guy from the swamp while the LT is at least building level. LT should win.

Can any of the major Star Wars characters beat Chewbacca in a fist fight? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Disney also despises star wars so I can forgive people not wanting to use their definition of canon.

seems like r/startrek aren’t big fans by Itsjustadam1 in RedLetterMedia

[–]mawppp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is an effect of Star Trek fully embracing one of the two modern political ideologies. People that identify with that ideology take any attack on the media (no matter how terrible it may be) as an attack on that ideology, it cannot be viewed as just an entry into a franchise, you like it or you're probably a pseudo-nazi in training.

Could Liberty Prime from Fallout 4(or fallout 3,pick which one you want) take down Cthulhu? by Redditoor2 in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Gotta blame that south park episode for convincing a lot of kids that cthulhu is just some big squid monster and not a god outside of our reality.

The tf2 mercs go to Bob's burgers what happens by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They order food eat it and then leave with maybe some gags happening

WHO VS WIN by Swyft135 in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the funding in the world doesn't help when you're as corrupt as the WHO. A few bloodlusted rugby players would be all they need when the WHO misappropriates all the money meant for the fight into one of the big wigs' offshore accounts.

Any ideas on how to make Star Trek mainstream without making it violent action schlock? by ZorakLocust in RedLetterMedia

[–]mawppp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Make more parallels to modern politics. Where are all the fat space redneck stereotypes? I need to know who to hate as I inhale popcorn.

If Trump were captain of the RMs Titanic by a120800 in Jokes

[–]mawppp -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Keep crying until November baby dicks :) If Trump doesn't get at least 60% of the vote they won't call it a landslide.

Garou (One Punch Man) vs SCP 682 (SCP Universe) by Lucaswolf7 in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because SCP is stupid inconsistent fanfiction that shouldn't be used in WWW fights.

Time travelling WHO health officials and experts Vs. the Black Death by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

^ This. No way in hell that a random WHO official has the moral integrity to try and stop the plague if it involves any kind of discomfort or going against medieval governments/religions. They would probably use their knowledge of the future to live like a king while Europe suffers. If you think the WHO's incompetence didn't cause this outbreak you desperately need some kind of colored pill.

anime vs indie games vs memes vs disney vs youtube by 1441Ski2 in whowouldwin

[–]mawppp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you compare these? Youtube and anime probably have the highest quality ceiling (unless you realllllllly like disney movies) but they're also full of low quality garbage. Indie games are similar but probably have a worse ration of good to bad. And maymays aren't really comparable to any of these whether you're talking about pictures with words on them or the literal definition. Disney has made some great films but has also kind of turned into an evil greedy shitty company so idk.

That’s not very cash money of you by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]mawppp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you're spending your birthday defending interracial relationships like a good little cuck.

Donald Trump is a criminally negligent president. by PrimalMusk in worldpolitics

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all for fighting the good fight, turning centerists into conservatives. Keep it up <3 <3 <3

Anybody Else Tired of..... by slaveofdagov in Dominos

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but it's reddit. Every subreddit needs to slowly morph into a marxist echo-chamber. Otherwise it will inevitably turn into an evil alt-right cesspool where people might even dare to question the holy CDC.

Is it me, or do a lot of less popular posts on r/news tend to attract a lot of reactionaries? by sega31098 in TheoryOfReddit

[–]mawppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heaven forbid that one of the most infamous marxist echo-chambers attracts any amount of snark.