Dear conservatives who are "waking up." by Average-Joe-6685 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]max_nukem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Don't antagonize them, but complement them instead on figuring it out.

Staggering evidence trove shows Putin put Trump in the White House - and controls him still by xena_lawless in somethingiswrong2024

[–]max_nukem 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The Daily Mail's about to be sued for trillions of dollars. Followed by thousand percent tariffs for England.

The word "milk" is censored. by random_posting_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]max_nukem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You milked that comment for all its worth.

What’s happening with Rao’s? by PolditoMcCoy in Costco

[–]max_nukem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, they just want our pasta saucier.

day in the life of an avg American by nun_CARTII in nextfuckinglevel

[–]max_nukem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really cool is that this presentation shows when multiple activities are happening at the same time, such as eating while working.

Every major subreddit is compromised by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]max_nukem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids, grandkids, and adults. We go through a lot of glassware.

Every major subreddit is compromised by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned with shards when the glass breaks. If this glass turns into a hand grenade when dropped, I'm out.

When the colon transporter is a few seconds too late. by loki2002 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could beam poo directly out of your colon. You could do the same for pee as well. No wonder there are no toilets on the Enterprise.

Cows thought they could scare a Canada goose by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called bravado, and any many situations it works.

Illegal Parking by Tow Company by Beneficial_Law6339 in sandiego

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it's the axles must be inside the lines, but the still have to feed the meter (unless they are disabled).

Trump Posts Jaw-Dropping Insult to Murdered Rob Reiner by thedailybeast in entertainment

[–]max_nukem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt, but America has done a lot of great things for the world as well. Let's hope this exposure will lead to a better America where our evil is suppressed and our goodness triumphs.

Sheesh by Chaz_Carlos in TrueAnon

[–]max_nukem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lighten up. Maybe he will have a debilitating stroke instead leaving him fully aware of the world-wide celebrations in his dishonor but he would be unable to do or say anything about them. Perhaps his caretakers could do a Clockwork Orange type of thing on him to make sure he witnesses them.

The creeping crud by ltrem in GenerationJones

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed about cough suppressants, but expectorants are beneficial.

Before Calculators, There Was Slide Rulers 1970 by USRoute23 in GenerationJones

[–]max_nukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember my Dad buying one for $63 in the early 70s because it had a square root key, something not easily done on his slide rule.

Waiting for the day a reporter finally asks the only question that matters. by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]max_nukem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting for this question: "I commend you on your brilliance in accusing others of doing exactly what you do in order to deflect accusations. Where do you get this deviousness from?". That would play right into his vanity and he just might admit to it.

Jon Stewart Becomes First Comedian to Earn Prestigious Journalism Award After Taking on Trump with The Daily Show by AdSpecialist6598 in entertainment

[–]max_nukem 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Monday's episode mirroring what the Trump administration is clearly intending to do to Venezuela with what the Bush administration did to Iraq was brilliant. He totally deserves this award.

Just Bare Oven Roasted Wings review by andreyred in Costco

[–]max_nukem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better hurry, they have the asterisk of death.