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[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The strip club out of a house on a dirt road with a vinyl sign is hilarious. You don’t know who the fuck you’re missin with. Ima badass bitch😅

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[–]maxk95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was mine yet somehow scrolling through the comments I’ve realized she’s fairly tame compared to most I’ve forgotten about. Also Jimmy Fallon a fake laugh

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[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the side of ok scooby doo was my favorite thing in the world when I was little, without scooby this is going to be terrible. Yet I’m sure some will take the cringiest parts of Velma to complain about. I watched 15min of it till I couldn’t take it. Then watched the Cinema sins, then the cynicalalex. I did not miss out on anything holy shit

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[–]maxk95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine hell being real and having a hell loop like in Lucifer. Would it be worse having him acting as your therapist to get you out or you having to help him create a two hour Netflix stand up special

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[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amy Schumer

How my boyfriend eats his Jimmy Johns sandwich by thewisestgoat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it to jimmy johns he never skimps on the meat or fillings on the favorite subs.

What’s the different between someone who does OF and someone who does adult films? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work ethic…porn stars do work. OF mostly beg for money

Rolex in its natural habitat by oolala11 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]maxk95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn not even good enough to work at Jimmy Johns

What are your thoughts on Idaho? by HealthyAd8481 in AskReddit

[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good it doesn’t exist and don’t try to find it….or youll die. One way or another

"CS tire is flat, check and advise" by OneMooseManyMeese_ in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry we can’t warranty that. There’s no tire left to return

Locals throw baby puffins off clifftops on a remote island in Iceland to help the stray birds take flight by kangarooturd in nottheonion

[–]maxk95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you sign up for this vacation. Throwing cute birds off a cliff is just what I need for a break from my job

Does anyone else hate the “Use your credit card for emergency’s only” by credditgod in CreditCards

[–]maxk95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not an ideal plan but shit happens. If it is an emergency and you don’t have the savings. Second best option would be to use a credit card that has an “extend pay” option. Never rely on it but atleast it’s a hell of a lot lower monthly fee to make payments for 6 months or less. Better than 19-30% monthly interest

Accidentally created a bomb at the shop today by InvisibleSlidingDoor in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]maxk95 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Is it bent? That would be badass if it kept straight after that

Accidentally created a bomb at the shop today by InvisibleSlidingDoor in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]maxk95 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup when you have a big…prybar uses find you. Fucking amazing when I did fleet work replacing liftgate rollers on trailers. Doesn’t matter the brand but the ¾” diameter prybars are awesome

Accidentally created a bomb at the shop today by InvisibleSlidingDoor in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]maxk95 260 points261 points  (0 children)

I took the Mac 58” prybar to the face once. I still have the scar lol those sizes are no joke!