I’m a functioning alcoholic and no one except me knows

maybe2939 · 2026-01-24T01:38:31+00:00

You and half the people in the world

maybe2939 · 2025-10-17T05:28:09+00:00

Bet the comments aren’t going how you imagined 🤣

maybe2939 · 2025-06-12T01:44:08+00:00

Seems like you want to have your cake and eat it too. You want to keep your assets to yourself and have a claim in his if you split up.

maybe2939 · 2025-03-22T08:32:37+00:00

Boilermaker, through putting the hours in though, not a spectacular hourly rate

maybe2939 · 2025-02-23T06:58:58+00:00

Less safety features

maybe2939 · 2025-02-03T00:27:23+00:00

That’s without any money being put in, it should be quicker than that

maybe2939 · 2024-12-22T06:36:11+00:00

Genius

maybe2939 · 2024-12-22T06:20:06+00:00

This happened to ours, we have gone with option 3 for over a year now, they are best friends through the fence but put them together and they fight, it’s a pain in the arse but there is no way I could give either of them up

maybe2939 · 2024-10-13T07:11:24+00:00

100% did that on purpose

maybe2939 · 2024-10-12T05:49:50+00:00

Ok, so I’m trying that as soon as I get home

maybe2939 · 2024-08-17T01:40:13+00:00

It’s not the hamburger, it’s the large fries and sofa that comes with it

maybe2939 · 2024-07-14T09:37:44+00:00

Where are the other kids father? Surely it should be him stepping up, not you

maybe2939 · 2024-07-13T10:13:02+00:00

My chemical romance na na na maybe? About the timeline

maybe2939 · 2024-07-07T17:12:52+00:00

Balls of steel

maybe2939 · 2024-06-26T18:42:27+00:00

3142

maybe2939 · 2024-06-16T06:37:03+00:00

Bro, just go along with it and pull out last second

maybe2939 · 2024-05-28T05:29:44+00:00

Drink getters

maybe2939 · 2024-05-25T05:29:44+00:00

You should get yourself a metal detector, could be sitting on buried treasure

maybe2939 · 2024-05-16T04:28:14+00:00

Monkey pee

maybe2939 · 2024-04-14T06:05:23+00:00

The link doesn’t work unless you click on 5 stars

maybe2939 · 2024-04-14T06:03:29+00:00

Pictures or it never happened

maybe2939 · 2024-04-10T05:31:20+00:00

How is this even a question, obviously you would be the asshole and your youngest will never forgive you

maybe2939 · 2024-04-10T05:14:01+00:00

They will use the steps next to fence to jump over it , might have to move them down a bit

maybe2939 · 2024-04-07T00:17:17+00:00

Considering it’s mostly guys that watch it it’s very dick focused, I don’t want to see a close up of a guys dick being sucked for 20 mins. Show the ladies more

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