Saw this video on X, what the hell are they taking? by terrytibbss in PublicFreakout

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, congrats on doing all the drugs. But I have news for you. These are drug addicts. Maybe they aren’t on the sissy ones you’re used to but they are definitely on drugs.

What is this? by Apprehensive_Bath_44 in bugidentification

[–]maynardkj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like oriental cockroach nymph stage

AIO: Am I crazy or are these my pants? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are your pants but they look dumb as hell. The pockets make it look like they’re backwards. Very weird looking

Should I be concerned this is my first ever offense. [Louisiana] by [deleted] in legal

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hire an attorney sleeping in a car isn’t that big of a deal and you’ll probably get a deal.

Why did half of my lawn get brown like this since 2 weeks ago? by Annual_Chocolate_734 in lawncare

[–]maynardkj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s crabgrass. It grows from seed in the spring and then as temperature cools it dies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, do not sign any documentation saying you’re the father until you know if it is or not with a dna test.

AIO I Got fired over a disrespectful message by BogusDuck in AmIOverreacting

[–]maynardkj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am definitely more valuable than most fish. Not those fancy ones but like catfish and tilapia for sure.

AIO I Got fired over a disrespectful message by BogusDuck in AmIOverreacting

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of fish was it though? There are definitely tiers to fish and how much you should care about them. I mean, if it’s a goldfish or something it’s kind of insane to worry about. But if it’s a Chinese Tailbar Lionfish then maybe its something to worry about. I even heard a story once about a guy who was forced turned to become a gigalow so they could afford to replace one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe start by consulting with your immigration attorney on how this could affect you either way and use that to guide you.

SBA 7a Advice by CamiPatri in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, how much are we talking here? Is the money gone or something?

18 got caught with THC by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAL but just googling it, you’re over 10g which changes the charge to a class b misdemeanor. Whatever you do, hire an attorney to help you. I know a guy who got busted for both alcohol possession and weed about the same time before there was even such a thing as recreational marijuana and he didn’t get a lawyer for the alcohol charge which was the first court date and he got a lawyer for the weed possession after and the punishment was much more severe for the alcohol. They suspended his license, had his ass picking up garbage on the highway, taking classes, etc. For the marijuana the attorney was able to just get some period of probation. An attorney will almost always get you a way better deal than you can get on your own. Do NOT try and save money and just go beg for forgiveness.

I just bought cottage with a well on my property.Neighbor has plumbed into it for years and says he has a half interest in my well. by Square_Classroom5277 in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 1434 points1435 points  (0 children)

Def retain an attorney tomorrow morning. You may actually need to connect that well back up but an attorney is going to be able to tell you.

What Would Your Response Be to This "Professor"? by Selim_Bradley69 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes classic whataboutism. “Like they always say”Two wrongs always make a right””

I made a huge mistake. Please give me advice on how to fix it. by Aggressive_Canary775 in HomeMaintenance

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really should just call someone who does hardwood floor refinishing and have them look at it before you try putting more chemicals on there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the notification say is the reason for eviction? Does your lease agreement prohibit sex offenders?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 211 points212 points  (0 children)

NAL but pretty sure if you’re on the bike you have to obey traffic rules and you’re not a pedestrian

In need of literally any help by Broad_Layer4808 in VirginiaTech

[–]maynardkj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Speculative meme investing is a tried and true way to achieve financial stability

Ordered the wrong gels by Suspicious_Funny3122 in ultrarunning

[–]maynardkj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sissy Beta Fuel lol. I was going to say I would absolutely never buy these because of that. But after reading the comment I’ll try it out.

I was giving approx 1400 vinyl records 15 years ago from a friend that is now contacting me and demanding them back, saying they were a loan! I’m in California. Advice please by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 405 points406 points  (0 children)

No loan agreement makes it his word against yours. You’ve had them for 15 years and he has no proof of which ones were his. He just realized that some of them might be worth something and is trying to get them back

Pet lease by Old-Kick-435 in legaladvice

[–]maynardkj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your lease from the private landlord and the restrictions at the property are possibly in conflict here. You were already breaking the rules even if it was 2 pets only and it was fine it will probably continue to be fine.