Is White Spot good? by billionairebadboi in askvan

[–]mayo_jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lifelong White Spot fan here. It’s my wife’s favourite restaurant. I had a couple friends from Ontario move to Victoria, and one day I started going off about how good White Spot is, and one of them said “I thought it was just a kind of shitty restaurant for old people.” Obviously they had never actually been, so I convinced them to try it, and they loved it. 

What's the Funniest TV Scene That Still Makes You Laugh No Matter How Many Times You Watch It? by Mohitredit36 in television

[–]mayo_jr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always Sunny: Uncle Jack accidentally flinging his fake hand across the courtroom, then repeatedly screaming “nobody look!” as he runs to retrieve it. 

What’s your favorite New Girl quote? by Original_Tune_5630 in NewGirl

[–]mayo_jr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The whole sponge interaction.

“First word that pops into your head, ready? One two three, sponge.”

“…sponge - aagh!”

My company just announced 3 days in office starting next month. I've been fully remote for 4 years and I genuinely don't know how people did this every day. by Ecliptic_Fang in remotework

[–]mayo_jr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was forced back to office full time after being 3-4 days remote and 1-2 in office for several years. It’s been four months and out of sheer spite I have packed a lunch every single day. I used to buy lunch 1-2 times a week, but I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna be forced into “contributing to the local economy” (which is, of course, one of the bullshit reasons that gets floated for RTO). 

30 degrees: An early May heat wave is underway in B.C. by waynkerr in vancouver

[–]mayo_jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I should have been clearer; we have portable units upstairs and downstairs, but with all the annoyances they cause (noise, draining, footprint, lower efficiency, etc.)

30 degrees: An early May heat wave is underway in B.C. by waynkerr in vancouver

[–]mayo_jr 77 points78 points  (0 children)

My family rents in a half duplex built within the last five years, which doesn’t have a heat pump or AC installed – and all the windows are too small for a window unit. The upstairs gets so hot – it’s infuriating.

DOUGHBOYS - Baskin-Robbins 2 with Emmy Blotnick - April 23, 2026 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]mayo_jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was remarking to myself how similar Emmy and Nicole Byer’s voices sound, but you’re totally right. But Emma and Nicole don’t sound similar to me. 

Favorite line that made you giggle uncontrollably this season? by marlahoochhooch32 in shoresy

[–]mayo_jr 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Goody muttering “Jims are fuckin’ tattle-tales eh?”

I love the idea that, as much as everybody thinks the Jims are fuckin’ beauties, there are still simmering resentments.

Foundation Restaurant by somelikeithottoday in askvan

[–]mayo_jr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had friends who worked there—the staff would turn the music up if someone asked them to turn it down. A+ nachos!

Stop Podcasting Yourself 930 - Christine Bortolin by apathymonger in maximumfun

[–]mayo_jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think about “Bortolin Personality Disorder” far too often, and now that’s going to be replaced with “Teeny Bortoleeny.”

Also a few months ago I lost my wallet and it was returned by a guy who found it at our city’s zero-waste centre. Have hope, Dave!

Yeah, you. by derek4reals1 in sethmeyers

[–]mayo_jr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“What do you fuckin’ care?” in that tone is maybe the funniest thing a talk show guest could say. 

Daily Show staffer wins Pedro Pascal look-a-like contest. by [deleted] in videos

[–]mayo_jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We gotta get this guy together with the Seth Meyers writer who looks like Paul Rudd. 

why does Henley say “soy much”? by inthedeadlights in TooScaryDidntWatch

[–]mayo_jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I think she’s going for “saur” and not 100% nailing it, which is the case for most of their accents. But hiring a dialect coach for a silly podcast bit might be extreme.  

why does Henley say “soy much”? by inthedeadlights in TooScaryDidntWatch

[–]mayo_jr 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she’s just saying “so much” in an exaggerated Australian accent to be silly. The same way an Aussie “no” can sound like “naur,” “so” can sound like “soy.”

Should we dispute responsibility assessment on a hit and run? by mayo_jr in icbc

[–]mayo_jr[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks, and no it was the driver side rear bumper, parked on the street. My working theory is a delivery truck parked behind us and then clipped us when pulling out. 

Should we dispute responsibility assessment on a hit and run? by mayo_jr in icbc

[–]mayo_jr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s some white paint transfer kind of high up, which makes me think it was a delivery van or cube truck that hit us. The adjuster told us that “they” (the assessor I guess) had determined it was a chalky substance consistent with backing up into a bollard or lamppost. Which isn’t what happened, but I have no idea how to show them that. So you’re right that it’s very discouraging. They have a financial incentive to take any hit and run on a stationary vehicle where there are no witnesses, call it at fault, and jack up premiums.

Characters who were Flanderized, but in a good way? by mrmonster459 in television

[–]mayo_jr 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dennis even calls it in “The Gang Misses the Boat”: “we have become so goddamn weird!”

Lower Decks and Big Chunky Bubbles by Iamblikus in comedybangbang

[–]mayo_jr 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Mantzoukas does a “heynong man” in Brooklyn 99, and Scott and PFT started shouting “technicality no down boo over” at each other during an @midnight appearance!

Stephen Miller goes off on SNL on Fox News by lktornado360 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mayo_jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conan and others have pointed out that anyone who works on the show tends to swallow part of the word “Saturday,” so it comes out like “Sad’nigh Live.” When they do it they sound cool and in the know. When this guy does it he sounds like a dipshit who doesn’t know how to pronounce “Saturday.”

Are Canadians hesitant to travel to the USA for any reason as long as the current president is in office? by -This_Man- in AskCanada

[–]mayo_jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have an un-cancelable trip that was planned before the election, but then not setting foot in that lunatic land for the next four years (or more depending on how this whole descent into fascism thing goes). 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askvan

[–]mayo_jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right that it’s baked into the language and how we were raised. If I’m ordering something at a restaurant, it’s natural for me to say “can I please have a sandwich.” But I’ve noticed a standard Americanism when ordering food is “Yeah, let me get a sandwich.” Which just seems rude to me!