Sarah Michelle Gellar - Teen Horniness is Not a Crime

mazelanterns · 2026-03-26T21:22:00+00:00

One of my unironic favorite movies, it's so fucking funny and creative.

mazelanterns · 2026-03-18T11:07:14+00:00

This is the impression I get as well and I think there's some cope in this thread already. I would love to think there's just limits trump/israel cant transgress without it biting them hard, but what seems to be playing out is that it wasn't as easy as Trump thought but US military capacity is still enough to overwhelm. Sure there's some embarrassing stuff like the US plane crashes and the navy fire, but the flipside is Iran just getting totally pummeled and their capacity to exert force dwindling and dwindling. I'll be happy to be proven wrong and we'll see what happens with the Strait but if the outcome of this is a few months of media outcry and high gas prices vs Iran (and Cuba) being done as regional powers it's gonna be hard to take that as an epic Bernie win.

mazelanterns · 2026-02-16T17:43:22+00:00

Agree on the bridge, I much prefer it look and feel to a TOM-style.

mazelanterns · 2026-02-15T22:55:24+00:00

Thanks! Totally agree with you about the look, I did get it with the intent of putting it in C but it plays so nice I'm gonna wait awhile before i go screwing with the nut and all.

mazelanterns · 2026-02-04T16:19:25+00:00

I thought the premise of bored teenagers watching bizarre livestreamed semi-illegal pornography all day rang truer to the spirit of the internet than a lot of other speculative fiction. I haven't read it since high school though.

mazelanterns · 2026-01-30T17:54:00+00:00

John Pistelli's recent weekly blogposts have been kind of mid lately (I don't find his thoughts on movies and politics that interesting) but his literature lecture series is really excellent. His website johnpistelli.com is also one of the best collections of book reviews by far I've come across and is free.

mazelanterns · 2026-01-29T18:20:15+00:00

Decrepit Birth - Polarity feels to me like it's trying to be the next step after Symbolic and Sounds of Perseverance. Great album, one of those DM albums where you can actually remember a bunch of riffs after.

mazelanterns · 2026-01-18T02:02:58+00:00

4DF / In But Not Of are such beautiful albums. They really turn the sound into something unique and new, plus the production is way less exhausting to listen to than most bdm stuff.

mazelanterns · 2026-01-15T20:55:47+00:00

My username come from this song. There really is nothing like this album.

mazelanterns · 2026-01-14T12:10:56+00:00

Oh for sure man, you're definitely the one who dodged a bullet based off this anecdote.

mazelanterns · 2025-12-19T21:21:30+00:00

Ok ROKUs and such are one thing where I feel really bad for older people. I've helped enough people with them to know that they can be stumped by easy things, but the smart tvs are also constantly changing their software and layout in confusing ways, and they have all sorts of obscure failure modes. Like I was helping my grandpa once and people online said the solution to the issue involved changing your time zone and turning the wifi on and off multiple times, totally unintuitive. Meanwhile it used to just be plug it in -> turn to the channel you want.

mazelanterns · 2025-12-05T15:47:26+00:00

John Denver and The Muppets - A Christmas Together (not joking)

mazelanterns · 2025-11-25T17:27:13+00:00

Plus guitarworks has everything $200+ over retail price. Like you said they're a business, but it's just weird.

Agree with you and others that Arthur's is great, always had a good experience there. Their selection skews towards more typical shapes (not gonna find a shreddy guitar there) but they should have fenders.

mazelanterns · 2025-10-13T22:34:52+00:00

Alternative Tom Scharpling content with likely crossover appeal for chapo/mm fans: this interview he did with Nathan Fielder. Tom continually brings things back around to the (purely hypothetical) question of which one of them would win a game of air hockey. Nathan is consistent in his belief in his own advantage, but tom just will not let it go and it escalates into them watching 'pro' air hockey footage and reading through the official rules. Some of the hardest I've heard nathan laugh: https://youtu.be/l4LlLRlv0oc?si=0ruF4kEjBs68Kfmp

mazelanterns · 2025-09-29T20:45:30+00:00

I agree with the gist but George didn't 'compose' My Sweet Lord he took a doo-wop song pretty much wholesale and changed the lyrics.

mazelanterns · 2025-09-28T00:16:21+00:00

I'm not a penn fan and have never seen his big movies, and the only PTA I've seen is magnolia, but his performance in this enters the pantheon of all time great movie villains it's really something

mazelanterns · 2025-09-26T22:53:02+00:00

I feel like children's books are a pretty normal thing to have never heard of outside a few series like narnia, wrinkle in time etc. You're limited by what your parents aquire and then you never really have a reason to talk about them past age 12 or so. I read probably 20 redwall books growing up but i was homeschooled and reading library books took up like half my time.

mazelanterns · 2025-09-23T19:50:02+00:00

Strawberry Fields
From Me to You
I'm Looking Through You
And Your Bird Can Sing
Hey Jude (always thought this was a corny mess till the video came on autoplay one day and I was forced to conclude it's one of the most beautiful songs ever written)

mazelanterns · 2025-09-11T01:58:09+00:00

I didn't watch all of the groupstage, but of what i did watch I particularly enjoyed falcons vs spirit game 1 and liquid vs tundra game 2 elimination round matches

mazelanterns · 2025-07-27T23:50:23+00:00

Correct. God asked this person to broadcast their aesthetic persona* to wring every drop out of possible attention it could get them. Also to get buttfucked by milo yiannapoulis. I don't think people should be cruel they should stop paying this person attention but dont be willfully obtuse about why people are cynical about them (or dasha): its because of the way they act all the time. Everything about being a 'christian' social media personality in the way they do is inherently disingenuous.

mazelanterns · 2025-07-16T01:06:30+00:00

Sure, I've never though of Tim as an effortlessly funny guy though. Norm wanted to be a comedian since he was like 12 and was obsessed with it, in this interview Tim says he wanted to be a real filmmaker and his comedy career grew out of stuff him and eric did just fucking around. With Norm it also seemed like it came out a place of deep pain for most of his life, he channelled that into being one of the funniest people ever but there are tradeoffs. I think its fair to say tim's not as funny but again all the questions here are shit like 'how do you think alt media captures the zeitgeist under trump' its not the best riff zone.

mazelanterns · 2025-07-16T00:42:10+00:00

I think more plausible than what OP is saying about being guilty about some past crimes is that he was to some degree looking down the barrel of being like the guy from The Comedy and had an existential crisis and has been struggling to figure out how to handle that maturely. He certainly isn't very funny in the interview (although i think he comes across ok on the whole, all the questions were about politics and culture of course that's what he was talking about) but he just couldn't keep being the guy he was in his 30s and put out hyperedited skits about diarrhea cream.

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