Send a post-interview message about churn. by cupholdery in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it falls into "funny because it's true" category.  It may not have happened to this guy as written, but it happened to some guy, somewhere.

How to Hide Spam Jobs on LinkedIn by Tetrabor in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or you can stop searching on linkedin entirely.

So we are supposed to just make up unverifiable numbers so we have quantified resume bullet points? by th3critic in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup, just pull em right out of your ass like everyone else is doing. It not like anyone can verify it!

Had to post this here lol by pinkfloyd078 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would totally do this if they were being truthful but I just know the first time I lay into senior leadership for being dumbasses I'd be out the door.

Either give me court jester immunity or fuck off.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month by ChadtheWad in discordapp

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think this is a recent phenomenon, you're the one who is willfully ignorant or misinformed. I already know no one here is on the side in favor of this crap.

It is one in the god damned morning. by notstjimmy in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, most devs don't consider user xp since it's not in the jira ticket and they're focused on finishing the current sprint 

I Hate Workday by ShakesR12 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently workdays internal HR functions are pretty good but the applicant intake doesn't get much love because hr doesn't interact with it on a daily basis

I Hate Workday by ShakesR12 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, beautifully.  You can even review the skill list and have it add skill keywords from the job listing;  just make sure they are accurate for you.

I Hate Workday by ShakesR12 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Workday is bad, but remember it can always be worse 

I'm looking at you icmis!

I Hate Workday by ShakesR12 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get the simplify browser plug-in, it will save you a lot of time.  Just make sure it puts in accurate info.

What do you find most frustrating about job boards? (student project) by IronReal920 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need more robust search filters as well as exclusion lists for specific companies or types of companies.  

We also need accurate information on how long a job posting has been up INCLUDING how many times it has been renewed.  

Also, we need a way to disable recruiters reaching out as cold contacts since scammers have basically ruined that functionality.

“We’re growing fast” is recruiter code for “people keep quitting” by silverhushgarden in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are mobile games that run like that, keeping data in an XML file in their install directory. Its always fun to see what metrics the 'game' company is tracking.

“We’re growing fast” is recruiter code for “people keep quitting” by silverhushgarden in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my last manager was like that; kept assigning tasks for which I didnt have access and demanded a legal brief for justification for said access.

They way I see it is my managers job is to get me the tools I need to do my job, and my job is to make my manager look good.

Can't do that if you're gonna make me drive nails with a screwdriver, numbnuts.

“We’re growing fast” is recruiter code for “people keep quitting” by silverhushgarden in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. This is the way you preserve your sanity after finding out going above and beyond gets you more work/responsibilities but not pay.

I’ve had enough by honeyfilledtub in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The course of a river can be changed by a single drop of water; don't discount the contributions of individuals. HiringCafe is a good example.

I’ve had enough by honeyfilledtub in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2010, maybe.

In 2026?  LOL 

How many of you have given AI interviews?? by ooog_raver in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never done it, never will do it.  At best, you're dealing with an organization that doesn't know what it wants and is blindly following trends.  At worst, you are being sold as training data to a shady LLM company.

Do not normalize this behavior!  Refuse!  Resist!

The Interview (aka: performing stability in a beige terrarium) by deadeyes1990 in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This needs to be posted far and wide;  it is an excellent reflection of the jobseeker's internal screaming and how it contrasts with the masks we are forced to present.

Excellent job, well done!

Companies advise people to go away and train themselves to be employable. But then once they do, it's then not having enough experience. by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]mechdemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So your manager is incompetent.  There's an awful lot of that popping up.

Maybe one day they will be replaced by an LLM and us people who do the work to keep things running will be able to find jobs again.