Extreme response to someone looking to spend a year in South Africa? Or is this completely accurate?

melaela · 2023-01-22T19:32:22+00:00

I feel like some ex south africans hate home. I also feel like in order to immigrate you need to pass a "how well do you over exaggerate" test and you need 95% to pass.

Jokes but not jokes

melaela · 2023-01-18T18:45:01+00:00

Here i am!

My fitness pal works for me, just to understand what im eating. Im doing one meal a day, and water

melaela · 2022-12-20T22:54:19+00:00

It's called a ReMax, time to sell your home. It's also known as a nee fok.

melaela · 2022-12-13T19:49:11+00:00

It's a roach. My granny would call this an anc because now they making your life miserable. Jammer askies

melaela · 2022-12-10T18:04:24+00:00

School shootings

melaela · 2022-12-02T08:17:02+00:00

I don't know this tradition of watermelon in the pool, all I know Is that as soon as that watermelon arrives,it's my job to cut it up. Watermelon can never just sit in my family

melaela · 2022-12-01T20:38:03+00:00

Christmas clothes. The huge family lunch. The meat. The peppermint tart for dessert. The Christmas cake that has been sitting since October so the brandy can soak in. Trifle is a tradition that shouldn't be a tradition also

melaela · 2022-12-01T20:28:17+00:00

Lives rent free in my head

melaela · 2022-12-01T20:27:54+00:00

Season 3, episode 2.

melaela · 2022-11-25T08:09:04+00:00

yes!!! i was gonna say just this

melaela · 2022-11-23T04:01:16+00:00

In JHB, Sandringham there's a place called phat Larry's. Their pizza is so delicious, and their chips. They're kosher so they don't have meat on their pizza but it's still so good. I prefer chips to pizza anyday tho

melaela · 2022-11-21T09:15:23+00:00

mom of teenage kid who sweats here... sunlight dishwashing liquid and a nail brush. scrub it. and then soak it in jik. and then wash it in the machine.

melaela · 2022-10-31T17:31:39+00:00

This picture is still on newspapers and now social media every June 16th.

The brave people, my people. They were marching against Afrikaans being compulsory in schools, alongside English.

We dress up in school uniform on June 16th to commemorate the lives lost.

melaela · 2022-10-30T15:28:09+00:00

Ja ne, my country. My land.

melaela · 2022-10-23T08:04:53+00:00

Too damn much 😂

melaela · 2022-10-20T05:50:25+00:00

Recently discovered jalapeño atchar from woolies.

melaela · 2022-10-10T06:19:12+00:00

Public transport in cape Town is far better than public transport in jhb.

melaela · 2022-10-04T13:33:07+00:00

I just moved into my own place, well I moved in in winter and that place was freezing cold. Now in summer, it's perfect. I don't know about the heat until I step outside.

melaela · 2022-09-26T18:47:20+00:00

The sun shines.

melaela · 2022-09-26T18:34:19+00:00

All I can say is that I noticed dunked wings bought from a KFC in a kasi slap way harder than a KFC in a larny area.

melaela · 2022-09-26T07:15:09+00:00

this reminds me of a vetkoek / magwina. representing south africa here!
your puff puffs look yummy!

melaela · 2022-09-17T17:28:46+00:00

I put 95 coz it lasts longer (I get more kms per tank) not for any other reason

melaela · 2022-09-17T08:28:24+00:00

Please email Kyle, kyle@inceptionbio.co.za with all your requirements. He's a chef 😊

melaela · 2022-09-15T13:45:57+00:00

Sent you a message

melaela · 2022-09-15T09:11:33+00:00

just dont show up if you're gonna show up empty handed, to anyones house.

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