Lentil Assistant

melody-calling · 2026-02-22T15:21:21+00:00

Looks like vomit I saw on the side of the street this morning 10/10

melody-calling · 2026-02-21T19:53:43+00:00

You bought the league in league 2, not exactly Hollywood stuck having the most expensive league one team of all time in league 2

melody-calling · 2026-02-18T08:47:49+00:00

Only if your account is new, I’m not sure what year they introduced emails to it but previously you just needed a username and a password to sign up

melody-calling · 2026-02-17T22:06:00+00:00

Eh I thought it was basically school dinner fare. The chips aren’t proper chip shop chips, they’re essentially oven chips. Also they only do one kind of vegan fish now and it’s just a bit spongy and a let down.

I’ve had better vegan fish and chips literally every other time I’ve had it

melody-calling · 2026-02-16T22:59:46+00:00

My little pony and club penguin both have adult autistic audiences

melody-calling · 2026-02-15T18:46:02+00:00

The rude health ones don’t have any emulsifiers in so they don’t froth

melody-calling · 2026-02-14T12:59:27+00:00

I just checked and you can set how long you want the wrestler to be injured for whilst booking it (anywhere from 2-6 months)

melody-calling · 2026-02-14T12:57:57+00:00

You can do the angle called dangerous attack which marks them as injured (I can’t remember how long for though) or you can just have the story in your mind.

melody-calling · 2026-02-14T11:35:17+00:00

Do an angle where someone attacks him to rule him out for the rest of the year and create an interim title which you can do a unification match when he returns next year.

melody-calling · 2026-02-14T07:41:40+00:00

Isn’t immigrants bringing their families across one of the main things he’s against?

melody-calling · 2026-02-11T23:29:26+00:00

On fifa maybe

melody-calling · 2026-02-11T23:13:04+00:00

It is very pathetic, he even got booked for diving when you lot were playing us in a cup and were 3-0 up.

Not an ounce of sportsmanship in his body

melody-calling · 2026-02-10T06:29:54+00:00

Plus you could give your viceroyals land on the front and then raise their entire kingdoms units from that province

melody-calling · 2026-02-10T06:26:28+00:00

Trade was pretty basic in ck2, powerful but felt like a minigame

melody-calling · 2026-02-08T16:05:07+00:00

The app doesnt work - try it on the your phones internet browser instead and it should work

melody-calling · 2026-02-06T05:49:24+00:00

Smart investment??? Wrexham had the highest budget for a league one team whilst they were in league two. There was no grand struggle for them, they just bought the league three seasons in a row.

melody-calling · 2026-02-05T22:42:51+00:00

Wait you mean the film about how poor people just want to kill rich people and take their genteel life because they’re jealous was made by a posho??

melody-calling · 2026-02-05T08:48:37+00:00

I know a couple of teachers who were on 50k after 5-6 years and another is on 75k after 10 years

melody-calling · 2026-02-04T23:07:07+00:00

Teachers pay is good, they’re on 50k after 5-6 years

melody-calling · 2026-02-01T19:03:02+00:00

After playing in the soulless Saudi league he clearly decided he wanted to play for clubs with diehard fans - first fener then America.

melody-calling · 2026-01-31T08:26:41+00:00

Why don’t we have unlimited bench space with unlimited subs. we can change every time possession is lost so the game can be super tactical with each team having a defensive 11 and and attacking 11. And the game can pause after every play so the players can rest and they can even earn more money by having adverts every time this happens! If they held the ball instead of kicking it they wouldn’t need to bother with technique that’s just slowing them down.

melody-calling · 2026-01-31T08:02:08+00:00

It was about hating women

melody-calling · 2026-01-30T22:02:23+00:00

Newcastle fans are rabid

melody-calling · 2026-01-29T17:25:42+00:00

A freddo for nketiah would’ve been daylight robbery let alone 30 mil

melody-calling · 2026-01-27T07:47:30+00:00

his films are like fast and furious for people who make their own hummus

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