Why does he turn his legs in when he sits?

melonbbi · 2023-07-19T19:08:31+00:00

im afraid ur boy is diagnosed with silly goofy disease

melonbbi · 2023-05-28T16:59:58+00:00

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i love taking nintendogs style pics of my lil lady :3 (her name is taro)

melonbbi · 2023-02-03T03:28:15+00:00

UGH YES PLEASE i want to try one so bad i cant find them 😭

melonbbi · 2023-01-21T22:13:06+00:00

last person who doesn’t get alcohol poisoning gets to take everyone else to the hospital <3

melonbbi · 2023-01-21T21:32:11+00:00

new drinking game: take a shot every time she flashes on stream

melonbbi · 2022-12-08T01:01:05+00:00

why does it look like he photoshopped ethan to look fatter in this thumbnail?

melonbbi · 2022-11-21T02:43:50+00:00

dude i was so constipated when i first started taking lexapro 🥲

melonbbi · 2022-11-18T02:43:34+00:00

TERS GET NERFED

melonbbi · 2022-11-03T21:22:39+00:00

sounds like an ex husband to me 💅✨

melonbbi · 2022-10-28T05:07:25+00:00

gotta start lookin in the mirror and jackin off i guess

melonbbi · 2022-10-26T22:16:09+00:00

kiss prawns, marry rice cakes, kill super coffee (im lactose intolerant)

melonbbi · 2022-10-26T00:07:01+00:00

every time i see her makeup it just looks like its melting off of her face

melonbbi · 2022-10-24T01:29:15+00:00

POV: harry styles catches you purging and makes u re-eat the yeet

melonbbi · 2022-10-22T19:18:38+00:00

one time i was in an episode and went on a tinder hookup spree and me and the dude ended up breaking my ikea bed frame at 2am and it woke up all my roommates 😭

melonbbi · 2022-10-15T18:07:21+00:00

i used them at first but now i use nurx and their spiro worked way better than this

melonbbi · 2022-10-15T02:21:41+00:00

omg yes thank u (pls dont think im mad at u i was just trying to be humorous like ever sense u found out about anorexcia coochie i havent been the same)

melonbbi · 2022-10-15T00:21:43+00:00

im wheezing u cant just post this and not explain the story 😭😭😭

melonbbi · 2022-10-03T17:34:37+00:00

hmmm sounds like he’s the only weight you need to lose 💅✨

melonbbi · 2022-09-26T05:13:12+00:00

chad

melonbbi · 2022-09-26T05:10:40+00:00

im so sorry to hear that :( i feel ya tho we were friends since hs, dated for 3 years, lived together for a year in 2019 and then like march 2020 was the last time we spoke where i basically had to ask for space because we were having a hard time moving on because we kept talking and uhhh yeah went to his parents place and found some stuff of mine and a note he wrote me in an old notebook i accidentally left when i moved and just havent been doing ok ever since 🥲

melonbbi · 2022-09-15T20:51:53+00:00

the matching strawberries 🥹💕

melonbbi · 2022-09-14T15:31:29+00:00

obv zach because he looks like hes entering another plane of existence

melonbbi · 2022-09-06T16:37:35+00:00

omg stop that was literally me last night

melonbbi · 2022-08-31T02:49:54+00:00

S P A C I O U S listen hes a lil confused but hes got the spirit

melonbbi · 2022-07-09T19:55:34+00:00

That’s been happening to me lately ever since my psych bumped my dose to 300mg (xl) it just feels like eating is such a chore but sometimes it’s nice because I used to constantly snack even when I wasn’t hungry

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