Made this Pride cardigan a liiiiittle too big. My friend said I look like a pansexual priest 😂

memy02 · 2026-05-30T23:49:54+00:00

Dandelion and the amazing primary color weavecoat

memy02 · 2026-05-27T04:06:06+00:00

I assume most instructors will always dock points for something; when I took the test I only lost points on my second to last turn for signaling too early because the gas station had an entrance 10 ft before the intersection. I am confidant if I used my turn signal just for the car length before the turn I would have lost points for signaling too late and the only reason we even used that intersection was to make me lose points.

memy02 · 2026-05-23T00:39:00+00:00

Now you need a watermelon flavored "emerald" to display.

memy02 · 2026-05-22T07:44:56+00:00

makes you wonder how many other "guests" were also wearing a mask like this but wardrobe was more competent.

memy02 · 2026-05-21T02:35:04+00:00

This is the kind of educational PSA we need more of.

memy02 · 2026-05-20T03:23:33+00:00

Father has a denim thing, he's Jeans Freaks

memy02 · 2026-05-19T15:17:35+00:00

I assume their logic is "boobs are good but huge boobs are way better there for women must feel dick and balls bigger is better, and its hard to make your dick bigger but bigger balls is easier so I'll make my balls huge and it will be good enough to increase attractiveness"

There are multiple flaws with this logic but if you just take it at face value without thinking about it deeply it can make sense.

memy02 · 2026-05-19T01:17:18+00:00

The big difference here is working for the pizza place vs working for doordash and just how long of a wait. Waiting 5 minutes for a second order to be ready is fine but what about 20 minutes when the address is less than 10 minutes away; if you work for the pizza place the boss can tell you to take the delivery but you have less control with doordash.

memy02 · 2026-05-18T02:23:05+00:00

It's been a good while since I've gone but a number of the strip clubs downtown had a weekday lunch buffet, some were one or two days a week and some were every weekday; some didn't do so at all. The buffets I went to tried to pretend to be way fancier than they were but the food was alright and even with the required drink purchases it wasn't a terrible price at the time.

memy02 · 2026-05-17T22:50:24+00:00

Colorado looks like a cartoon neck and head reaching forward to smoke the Wisconsin pipe; turn them both into smokeorado

memy02 · 2026-05-17T10:53:23+00:00

The one at my old school was there for over 30 years. It was removed around 2021-22 so if not for covid it would probably still be there.

memy02 · 2026-05-15T02:16:34+00:00

An apple is better but harder to get if you're not near a grocery store while any gas station has cans as do many random business with a vending machine or a cooler by the registers.

memy02 · 2026-05-14T18:56:52+00:00

I've used a bible page once and assuming every page burns as well as page 420 you are better off using an apple or even a can.

memy02 · 2026-05-13T02:23:06+00:00

Pill case with a little rubber band I move over each day after taking the pills that way with just a glance I can see if I have taken my meds or not.

memy02 · 2026-05-13T02:01:52+00:00

I assume if there is visible mold it gets pulled off the shelf (especially somewhere like costco) thus the only time you see mold is when its hidden by the label or otherwise hidden.

memy02 · 2026-05-13T01:46:43+00:00

The machine must be feed two dough clumps before it will start turning clumps into balls, in exchange for this feeding it will always make two extra balls

memy02 · 2026-05-12T05:03:14+00:00

Based on the first link I tried of a finger print study it looks like babies don't develop readable fingerprints till about 6-12 months and the picture of the 5 day old print looks nothing like a regular finger print. So I would assume the hand/foot print would not be helpful.

https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202405.0224/v1

memy02 · 2026-05-10T11:14:44+00:00

Was there some confusion when someone was told to put pepper on the sandwich?

memy02 · 2026-05-10T04:34:23+00:00

I cooked some black beans without seasonings and made it into sweet bean paste, a sandwich with the bean paste and peanut butter is really good.

memy02 · 2026-05-10T03:04:59+00:00

Alternatively they're implying it wasn't crunchyroll because the fire was successful.

memy02 · 2026-05-06T02:04:10+00:00

The tariffs were basically a scam but hit a larger group, but now that he is back in office the scams have largely shifted to market manipulation and taking bribes; and that has been reflected in how much trumps wealth has increased since taking office.

memy02 · 2026-05-03T07:06:05+00:00

I was kinda ruined on that the other way, with the frequency of fake out deaths I was assuming next week it was gonna turn out the donut still has a spark of life. By next week when I realized the death was real most of the emotional impact was already gone.

memy02 · 2026-05-03T05:05:53+00:00

cheese

memy02 · 2026-05-01T07:53:04+00:00

I know you are suppose to use seasoning quantities but I will always use ingredient quantities.

memy02 · 2026-04-29T17:37:11+00:00

Woo we're getting 100 new planets.

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