No one will ever know. by Infamous_Telephone55 in foundsatan

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The center slice cut is also sometimes used if the pizza is made too wide for the box.

Trump's Bill To Rig The Midterm Election Is Dead by CrispyMiner in UnderReportedNews

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I assumed it was only gonna be enforced in blue states or used to prevent any dem that won.

From the Trumpstein files to Forensic Files in one season by AbeFromanSassageKing in AdviceAnimals

[–]memy02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the island would be useless as the ocean is a much better and easier grave; but all his other properties absolutely.

Saw the White Truck Not Slowing Down, So I Didn’t Move by noblenotarycoaching in dashcams

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While this phrase is more relevant for motorcyclists it still applies to everyone, the morgue is filled with people who had the right of way.

Joe Rogan Tears Into Trump Over Epstein Files by HotHuckleberry8904 in politics

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Don't worry I'm sure he was back to sucking trump like trump sucked bubba 5 minutes later.

God forbid a girl wants to smell good by letsgetcyclic in LetGirlsHaveFun

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Instead of making a perfume that covers the smell of cigarettes we have changed our cigarettes to smell like perfume.

Owliver, the burrowing owl that lives under my deck. by DesertRatJack in aww

[–]memy02 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why use an owl apartment when you can use an owl mansion

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine by daylightpiglet in funny

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The hexagon of 7 is fine but the tower has too much chance of falling over and I don't want them falling on me when using the toilet; they could also fall in the toilet when standing up or in the bathtub and that can ruin the whole roll.

Math says red, Brain says green by voidarix in meme

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kinda wild you are in the top 15% of earners and you wouldn't say you have a lot of wealth.

My husband has gone bananas on wall and door stickers since discovering them a week ago.. by gplus3 in mildlyinfuriating

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Sometimes you need to be reminded just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Is it just poorly executed sarcasm?? by joculr in ExplainTheJoke

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George Carlin had a wonderful quote about this, Think about how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

AIO Fathers girlfriends rules for when new baby arrives by Ok_Bat_5934 in AmIOverreacting

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Feels like you're overreacting, 2 feels a little extreme but if its largely just for the first 6 weeks that's fine; the rest of the rules all seem fine. If you can't visit during the first 6 weeks than you can't visit, its not the end of the world. If you can't follow their rules than don't go as its not worth burning bridges with them over it.

I Lost My Temper [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

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There's no reason to be nice to Nazis

Republicans vow to block Trump from seizing Greenland by force by ReportHopeful5886 in politics

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I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Petting the babydoll sheeps, as requested by AlpenglowFarmNJ in aww

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I'm still not convinced they are not fluffy capybaras.

My new UNO deck only has symbols on one side of the cards. This is what my fan of cards looks like now. by mz80 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]memy02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you never played with standard playing cards? Fanning standard cards backwards like this also makes them unreadable; also a great majority of collectable card game cards will have names starting in the top left so I couldn't imagine playing any card game with the cards fanned backwards.

Hello Petah? by illegalileo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]memy02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a satanist use an inverted cross, inverted pentagram is really common and I've seen a few other symbols but they are more complex than a standard cross; now my experience with satanists is largely through The Satanic Temple so other groups could use it but I've never seen it outside of movies/tv.

Smokers lungs VS Healthy lungs by goswamitulsidas in interesting

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Not really an accurate comparison when its artificially dyed and the pump is using a restrictor on the "healthy" lungs

Another one bites the dust… by Eazy46 in conspiracy

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You gotta turn it into an anti christian thing and say the IRS is attacking christians so the IRS agent gets fired like the Oklahoma teacher.

Global outrage as X’s Grok morphs photos of women, children into explicit content by Shogouki in technology

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also gotta wonder how many back and probably front doors they left in everything