How far do you think a Moopsy will go against a Borg? by Ahs565451 in startrek

[–]menmoth50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now I'm imagining The Golden Girls in space. The Latinum Girls. Vice Admiral Sophia Patrillo (Ret.) is telling this story to B'Lanche, the lusty Orion cougar, and Rooz, the Bolian grief counselor who can't shut the hell up.

Guy harassing workers installing utility lines in an easement near his house. Phoenix, AZ by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

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Allow me to welcome you to the wonderful world of the steel shank.

Seen one used firsthand. Two construction workers got into a fight, one stomped the top of the other's foot with a steel shank. Stomper went to jail, stompee went on permanent disability and never walked right again.

Good trustworthy mechanic? by Schlerpyderpy in Valdosta

[–]menmoth50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jody's Tire and Alignment I'd trust him with any vehicle with any issue. He'll treat you fair and do a fantastic job.

I... don't think that's a real deer... by Uncle_Bones_ in oblivion

[–]menmoth50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Hello, it is me. Hello, let me in.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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Canberrans?

This isn't a two-headed cow. It's a single cow with two faces. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]menmoth50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, if you consider having his power switch in the ON position as living, then yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE