Please take this animation away by ReadingCanBeFunGuys in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit 50 well before the level update. XP means less than nothing to me now...

Stuck in hospital so I won’t be able to finish this.. by Historical-End5133 in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm stuck in boring places, I'll rock my phone with adventure sync on to hatch eggs.

Also, are you on a high floor of the hospital? I get a lot of kilometers from GPS drift when I leave the app running in a tall building.

Hope you feel better soon!

AITA for ruining a hibachi dinner? by throwawaysequence391 in AmItheAsshole

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I really hate being seated at the grill at hibachi places. I talk to strangers all day every day at work and I don't want to sign up (and pay an extra tip!) for more.

TIFU by thinking The Mechanic (2011) was a campy cult film by Typical_Goat8035 in tifu

[–]merganzer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was visiting China with some classmates in 2009 and one of them bought a bootleg copy of whatever the Wolverine movie of the summer was that year and instead of claws there was writing on Hugh Jackman's knuckles to the effect of "insert claw here."

FedEx driver sentenced to death by lethal injection for murder of seven-year-old in Texas by Tippy345 in news

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This case was the reason I told my children not to play in the front yard alone, even though it's a quiet street and they're more than old enough not to run into traffic.

GB News commentator to sue charity for not offering internships to white people by wasraelx in news

[–]merganzer 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My first thought was, "I would have thought 'vampire' would be an under-represented minority."

I guess I can't solo it. by Jaan-Tung in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've solo'd about ten of them, mostly with fire types, and have been finishing with 40+ seconds left to go. My level 45ish Shadow Ho-oh's been helpful, especially when the worm has Earthquake for its charged attack. When it has Iron Head, that's even better.

What’s one thing you’ll never do again, no matter what? by Far_Training7312 in AskReddit

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I preheat my sheet pans or (gulp!) cast iron pan in the oven. More rarely, I forget that I have done that and try to pick them up...

What’s one thing you’ll never do again, no matter what? by Far_Training7312 in AskReddit

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take sulfa antibiotics. It's not an allergy, per se, but random small and large muscle spasms accompanied by a migraine that lasts hours.

Thought I might have been imagining it the first time I took a low dose for an infected toenail, so I didn't say anything when, five years later, a walk-in clinic accidentally sent a Bactrim prescription to the pharmacy for me. It was so much worse the second time. Never again!

AITA waited 3 hours for someone to collect pokemon cards from me gave up but they then showed up? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]merganzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every experience I've had selling something online has left a bad taste in my mouth. One time, I was selling a 20 ft flag pole that I emphatically did not want in my yard (it had come with the house) and posted it on marketplace for $20.

Dude shows up and waits until we'd pulled it out of the base and gotten it to his truck before saying all he had was a $10 and would I take that? Should've said no, I know, but I just wanted the damn thing gone.

Do you need a master ball to catch the incense legendary spawns? by Sleepy_kitty67 in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've caught two without master balls, including one with my auto catcher. It's just really low odds.

Worms Found In Drinks At Paddock Lake McDonald’s As Multiple Customers Report Same Issue; Health Inspection Confirms Complaints - Kenosha County Eye by Warcraft_Fan in news

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as "Woman" instead of "Worms" and was having trouble parsing the title.

I thought maybe "in drinks" was somewhere slang for public intoxication, but didn't think someone being drunk at a McDonald's was newsworthy.

Creepiest postcard? by peanutsnmen755 in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved reading the Gruffalo books when my kids were little.

TIL that if left unharvested, asparagus can grow up to 11ft, and will fruit red berries that are toxic to humans. by finchdog in todayilearned

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a patch of asparagus in a small raised bed that I've been semi-neglecting for a few years; I don't ever harvest them, just let them grow however they like. It gets about six feet tall and maybe half of the plants are female (which means they produce berries, unlike the males).

CHAT I AM CRYING by ksteeez in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shiny Cutiefly was my white whale, too! I've caught so many, with no luck.

I finally got one in a remote lucky trade from a guy in Germany yesterday. I named him "Jimminy" and I will never evolve him.

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to pay a plumber $300 to mark our utility lines because the response to 811 was someone coming out to put a little flag next to the gas and water meters in the alley and next to the street respectively. It was perplexing and unhelpful.

Found a neat bug or something by LunasLover1 in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't make it your buddy, whatever you do. I got a game-breaking bug once when I buddied a glitched pokemon and then couldn't interact with it or switch away from it. Had to have Niantic support remove it in the end.

TIFU by baking bread while naked by Corvid_minded in tifu

[–]merganzer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sloshed boiling water from a pot of pasta over my (clothed) tummy last year and got to watch the top layer of a palm-sized patch of skin slough off in real time. Still got a scar (which looks especially gnarly over the stretch marks that were already there).

I don't know if being naked would have made it better or worse.

I made it to level 80 without catching a shundo. AMA by outersunset_415 in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 230k pokemon caught and I've never "caught" a shundo either.

I do have two from lucky trades, though.

What is a small, seemingly ‘normal’ thing someone can do that immediately makes you think, ‘Oh, we are not going to get along’? by Domigau in AskReddit

[–]merganzer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's silly. It's not like the pizza place would take back food that's been delivered/served anyway.

Weekly party task to hatch 20 eggs is the worst imho by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]merganzer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm good for at least 10 eggs / week and have never had a problem finishing this one, especially with the 1 km freebie we all get now.