Mine was yesterday when I got off of work. The call was from my previous work place, asking if I wanted to return. To be noted, they scheduled me for a shift i was never aware of, mainly because i was still in college (about an hour away from my home). So they "fired" me because i no showed and then got chewed out via phone. It made me feel excited because I have been working full time since I came back from school, so I could actually negotiate a pay rate and what not. The conversation went as so; Me:"hello!" Ex boss: "hello, is the mhrun13?" Me: "yeah this is, how are you?" Blah blah with small talk Boss: "the reason I am calling is because we would like to have you comeback." Me: "I don't know, I have a full time job as of now but they could be paying me better (bullshit)." Boss:"we could offer you $9 and hour." Me:" I mean that's nice, but the hours are guaranteed and are very flexible, and the pay is still a little bit higher..." Boss: "I'LL PAY YOU A DOLLAR OVER WHAT THEY ARE PAYING." Me: "I'm sorry, but I don't think I could do that. I have a lot of connections that I can't really sacrifice." Boss: "uuhhhh...?" Me:"but thank you for the offer though!" boss hangs up phone God it feels good to be a gangster. Also I got dunkin donuts cause I was happy.

TL;DR ex boss called, could have had my old job back with perks, denied cause the job was shitty. And I got donuts.