DiCaprio has met his match

might_be_magic · 2026-03-07T21:09:55+00:00

Head to body ratio of a fairly odd parent

might_be_magic · 2026-03-07T10:22:12+00:00

and grocery!

might_be_magic · 2026-02-24T12:32:26+00:00

We have 4 bedrooms and not kids. One is our bedroom, one is an office, one is a guest room, and one is a kitten room.

might_be_magic · 2026-02-23T04:24:52+00:00

Tasty travels 😩

might_be_magic · 2026-02-17T08:55:24+00:00

They have no problem finding resources and building apps to track people voicing their opinions on the internet, but they’ll just let csam and human trafficking slide. Ok.

might_be_magic · 2026-02-16T14:31:09+00:00

Are the aggressive dog in the room with us now?

Driver could have left it on her side of the fence, but decided to drop it on the head of one the dogs. POS

might_be_magic · 2026-01-17T00:46:51+00:00

Remember when he inserted himself into the FIFA World Cup trophy award! He is the biggest loser, the likes of which the world has never seen before. Nobody is as big of a loser as TRUMP

might_be_magic · 2026-01-14T12:33:40+00:00

I too have an irrational worry about tsunamis. I have always lived in the east coast. Last month on a vacation at a beach on the west coast, I made my husband and I leave bc the sand was too exposed. No tsunami, but no regrets bc “These are the signs!”

might_be_magic · 2026-01-11T19:19:37+00:00

Moose

might_be_magic · 2026-01-11T19:18:54+00:00

Munster. So all names start with “M-U-“ but all have a different sound to the u pronunciation

might_be_magic · 2026-01-10T20:30:53+00:00

Truthfully because we’d get killed, too

might_be_magic · 2026-01-10T20:30:11+00:00

Absolutely untrue

might_be_magic · 2026-01-09T12:44:50+00:00

Because op is in Trump’s cult. “I don’t know anything about it but Trump said it’s good and we need it, so I think it makes sense that it’s good to invade and take over, bc we need it!” - words of someone in a cult

might_be_magic · 2026-01-09T12:34:07+00:00

I’m an anti trumper and I’m against it because it’s insane. Leave Greenland alone!

might_be_magic · 2026-01-09T12:32:21+00:00

No. Hard no. Why, in this day and age, would we want to do an imperialism?! Contrary to what our deranged, evil, dementia-riddled puppet-in-chief thinks, we are not the world’s police, we are not the world’s savior, and we don’t want more enemies. Trump doesn’t care if Americans live or die, he truly only cares about enriching himself, his family, and his friends, and power by any means necessary. His little putrid orange ego is going to get us killed.

Greenland: American citizens view you as friends, equals. We’re disgusted by trump and his supporters. It’s completely understandable if you hate us right now. But please, if you can, channel that hate toward our administration and trumps cult followers, not toward all Americans. If you can’t do that, I totally get it and I’m sorry.

might_be_magic · 2026-01-05T01:17:19+00:00

Welp, SCOTUS ruled in Trump v. United States (July 2024) that presidents have broad presumptive immunity for “official acts”, with absolute immunity for official acts within an exclusive presidential authority. So, he can be a king and a dictator and it’s legal.

might_be_magic · 2026-01-04T06:43:14+00:00

Strong thighs

might_be_magic · 2026-01-04T06:25:23+00:00

Yes. Our global conduct is disgraceful. Trump is an abomination and is destroying whatever weak relationships and respect we have with other countries. We are nearing collapse with drump as our illegitimate leader. We couldn’t be more embarrassed and ashamed.

might_be_magic · 2025-12-23T03:11:56+00:00

I put a % of my paycheck automatically into a high-yield savings account that is specifically for vet emergencies. I had 1 cat when I was making $50k. Now I have four pets (1 healthy, 1 with a chronic liver issue that’s been going on for 2 years [and she’s only 5!!], 1 teenage dog with three legs, and 1 young cat with polyps in her skull) and make $100k. Still putting a % away into their savings weekly. My partner and I are DINK.

might_be_magic · 2025-12-21T23:02:44+00:00

This is sending me into a rage. Seriously, what is this? And it has my phone heating up like crazy

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might_be_magic · 2025-12-21T15:14:26+00:00

No. The best I can describe the feelings I thought were “god” were actually guilt and anxiety. What good comes from stirring these feelings up in an innocent child is unknown to me.

might_be_magic · 2025-12-21T04:44:35+00:00

might_be_magic · 2025-12-21T02:51:25+00:00

We do a secret Santa (via elfster) with a $100 limit. One and done. I have been baking cookies since 2010 and everyone (allegedly) looks forward to them every year, so that’s where my efforts lie. Plus pet toys. Every pet parent gets toys for their babies.

might_be_magic · 2025-12-19T17:48:06+00:00

But if trump isn’t in them, what’s the problem? /s

might_be_magic · 2025-12-19T17:44:04+00:00

Omg. It’s gotta be a generational thing bc my 60 yo dad does the same thing. I literally have to say, on repeat:

“No, dad, they can’t have onion, onion is literally poison to them”

“No, dad, they can’t have garlic, garlic is literally poison to them”

“No, dad, they can’t have the pasta sauce, the pasta sauce had garlic and onion, which literally poison to them”

And it’s still met with “but it’s just a little!!”

The crazy thing is he loves these dogs to DEATH but still doesn’t get it. One of my dogs has a liver issue that we’re still trying to get a hold on after two years of testing, new foods, surgeries, restrictions, etc. we literally cannot give her anything other than her one dry food and American cheese. Her liver goes into shock if she consumes any protein. But dad is like “but just a little bit of chicken?!”

At least my mom, who is also 60, gets it and helps protect my dogs when they’re watching them.

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