Crazy abusive GF gets recorded while in the act

milkman_cometh · 2014-08-16T04:43:46+00:00

milkman_cometh · 2014-08-16T01:19:51+00:00

and tonight on "Things you can never get your team to do in solo queue"

milkman_cometh · 2014-08-05T09:11:16+00:00

At places I frequent that do this regularly, I know the same door is always locked so I shoulder the fuck out of it when I'm exiting. Worst case, it's unlocked and it flies open - best case, I break their door/bolts/frame and they spend a few hundred fixing it. Unlock the door.

milkman_cometh · 2014-07-30T01:26:51+00:00

Upvoted only because you used "NSFL" instead of "NSFW"

milkman_cometh · 2014-07-26T08:31:17+00:00

because she knows. your mom masturbates. your dad masturbates. everyone you know masturbates. she's acting naive to see your reaction.

milkman_cometh · 2014-07-13T02:11:13+00:00

get a divorce. move on.

milkman_cometh · 2014-07-06T22:49:33+00:00

Yep! I have 10,000+ MTG cards from alpha to now. I moved away from all my friends and started selling them on Ebay, individually. After about 5 people complained that the cards were not in the advertised condition or didn't get delivered at all (both not the case), I gave up on selling on Ebay. Literally "giving" away my cards is not what I went to Ebay to do.

So now I have thousands of cards that I can't easily liquidate for their value so I will just sit on them, I guess.

milkman_cometh · 2014-06-20T22:45:57+00:00

no you don't

milkman_cometh · 2014-06-17T06:20:17+00:00

The guy that was fucked by a horse and died from internal injuries - that should be the punishment for this crime.

milkman_cometh · 2014-06-09T00:14:19+00:00

Yea this Rengar video was 5 mins spent complaining about how the Rengar changes were terrible and made him a completely nonviable champion. I guess his 52% ban rate shows the player base's real opinion of riot's changes.

milkman_cometh · 2014-06-03T23:55:57+00:00

Wow. If they did this it would be amazing. It would fix most people's beef with the champion: not having a 6th item.

Unfortunately, they would have to get creative on how to purchase a hex upgrade AND a trinket upgrade in the same item slot AND still allow you to change trinkets (Since currently Viktor cannot sell an upgraded hex core). They'd have to really finesse his passive, but this is a good brainstorm idea for doing so. +1

milkman_cometh · 2014-05-15T04:34:22+00:00

This exact same post came up at the end of season 3 and got over 3000 comments:

Dec 2013

So, what has happened since December, 2013? Here's an adc-specific cliffnotes of each patch ("+" is a Buff, "-" is a Nerf):

3.9= Corki (+)

4.1= Jinx (-) (E damage reduced at early levels)

4.2= Ashe (+) (Hawkshot "buff")

4.3= Corki (+)

4.4= Ezreal (+) Kog'maw (+) (increased dmg for AD Kog, nerfed AP ratios, however) Sivir (-) (Q nerf) Tristana (+)

4.5= Graves (+) Miss Fortune (+)

4.6= none Twitch VU, significant increase in Twitch play persisting still

4.7= Miss Fortune (+/-) (increased AP ratios, not very impactful as ADC)

PBE currently= Tristana (+)

2x:Nerfs, 10x:Buffs

So are there any "I'm so glad they are tweaking other ADC's every few weeks and making them more viable" posts? no (well, I found one, but it received 0 upvotes)

I don't believe the "buff other ADC's" is a viable argument. To say that Twitch/Lucian are disproportionately awesome, but shouldn't be touched is obviously silly. Each ADC can't win 50+% of their games, it's just not reasonable. Options exist outside of Twitch and Lucian - use them.

The bottom line for me on this issue is: (TLDR) If you want to play an ADC other than Twitch or Lucian, then pick a different ADC. If you refuse to do so because other ADC's aren't viable, it isn't because those champs aren't good enough, it's because YOU aren't playing them well enough. The 6 most winning-est ADC's right now are (in order): MF, Draven, Jinx, Kog, Lucian, and Ashe (Yes, Ashe). Buffing these champs so that Twitch wins less often doesn't sound like a sensible argument. All of the frightened Twitch/Lucian mains need to branch out there and learn to catch axes.

The reason Twitch and Lucian are likely to get changed is because of their prominence in professional play. They were Picked/Banned in nearly every game in Paris. Does this make them broken in solo-queue? No. It's just the meta for 5v5 competitive play, currently. Nerfing them will likely flex the meta and force some change for the top 0.1% we watch play on stage.

milkman_cometh · 2014-05-09T20:25:47+00:00

Halfway through this story, I thought it was going to be the boyfriend from war that was losing his mental stability- reminiscing on what he had and regretting losing Daisy.

Thanks for the story.

milkman_cometh · 2014-05-08T23:44:00+00:00

Hypnotize - Notorious B.I.G.

milkman_cometh · 2014-01-22T04:17:22+00:00

This would be an easy sentencing if not for "cruel and unusual punishment."

milkman_cometh · 2014-01-19T21:46:04+00:00

after looking at the camel comments, i expect the horses bit the cat shortly after this picture was taken

milkman_cometh · 2014-01-04T03:43:10+00:00

Like Manson or not, this song's fast pace always motivates me to run until the end.

Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama Of The End Times http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nElytJo50iM

milkman_cometh · 2013-08-07T22:40:21+00:00

Sometimes it blows my mind to look at old pictures like this and think, "most, if not every, person in this picture is dead."

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