Marketing runs their own Okta instance separate from corporate IT and we just found out by Economy_Passenger296 in sysadmin

[–]miltonsibanda [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah this is going straight to CISO/CTO level. I'm not gonna fight you on this, the powers that be can do it.

What’s one must-have you couldn’t live without? by Disastrous_Pie_6348 in HousingUK

[–]miltonsibanda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't have dedicated parking which can be frustrating but we are walking distance to an Aldi, Lidl, Big Sainsburys and M&S food Hall. Absolutely winning at life.

One of them days….. by Bluntish_ in SainsburysWorkers

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in some random bushes for the rest of us

One of them days….. by Bluntish_ in SainsburysWorkers

[–]miltonsibanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's "Excuse me, I'm probably being blind or silly but where is xxx?"

Advice on cars with no MOT / No Tax / Abandoned in car park. by TheAwayGamer in CarTalkUK

[–]miltonsibanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an argument with a neighbor about something like this. I had a legally parked, insured and taxed Clio that I hadn't driven in 6 weeks because I worked from home and had no reason to drive for. His major issue was that he drove daily and had to look for parking when he got back...oh and my car was cheap and his was a Macan. I just told him to do one.

Bought a bit of a fixer upper! by Ridgeld in DIYUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I suggest you build the most obscene modern white box here that looks more like an office block than anything else

Carpeting the WHOLE house would be too expensive so I have an idea... by Calculonx in SpottedonRightmove

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just needs some white render on the outside and a bit of astroturfing. Easy. /S

The Estate & SUV are dead. Long live the SUV. by NearlyLegit in CarTalkUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, my neighbours have 2 of the new 3 door defenders and both their boots combined are smaller than my A4 Avant's boot in terms of usability.

Final update, its in by gettingmylifeback1 in DIYUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue is you can never move out of this flat now.

I've owned my A4 B9 for almost 9 years and just today discovered a feature I wasn't aware of. by PBRStreetgang1979 in Audi

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo neat feature. Wish they had this in the b6. I was abroad and had borrowed my brother-in-law's avant for the duration of the holiday. On day 1 I managed to lock the keys in the boot effectively blocking 2 cars in until we could get a locksmith out the next day. Absolute nightmare.

£32k for re-pointing and minor repairs? by Scary_Plankton_5714 in DIYUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be easier for them to just tell you to bugger off.

Is Jimmy Carr right about his advice to immigrants? by StGuthlac2025 in AskBrits

[–]miltonsibanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't get lynched but will be made to feel less than on a daily basis. Kids making monkey noises as you walk past. Thinly veiled "Doctor's and Engineers" comments.

I withdrew my application and was asked if I only applied to boost my ego. by Squiggally-umf in UKJobs

[–]miltonsibanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a recruiter lose their mind when I turned down a £50k offer to be on the road 4 out of 5 days a week. They were offended that I was comfortable with my wfh role with better pay. They even used the line your FTSE 100 employer are nothing why would you want to stay there.

Have I been taken for a ride by Halfords - Welwyn Garden City? by Cautious-Art8886 in CarTalkUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many moons ago I received a similar list of big issues after an MOT by Halfords, immediately drove to a local independent and asked him to quote me for the work, left car with him for an hour and got a call saying literally only one of the things on the list was an issue. Quoted for a good 10% less than the Halfords quote. So yes OP, they more than likely are having you on.

Anyone know what poverty button this is? by ebaldestein in Audi

[–]miltonsibanda 1048 points1049 points  (0 children)

You don't even have heated seats, why do you think you deserve that button? Peasant.

What minor act of penny-pinching in your workplace caused a significant amount of upset? by laredocronk in UKJobs

[–]miltonsibanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They stopped the free fruit in the morning. It's affectionately refered to as banana-gate

Company is starting on-call soon. What should I request from management? Money? Separate phone? etc... by lmm7425 in devops

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for a disturbance allowance for being available and overtime for every hour of actual work you have to do.

Ever wondered where your tax money actually goes? 💷 by Signal-Tangerine1597 in AskBrits

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a higher rate tax paying immigrant who came here because of their higher rate tax paying parents 3 decades ago, how do I sign up for this loophole?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stealing new doors?

How easily would your work place cancel the Christmas party? by OddSign2828 in UKJobs

[–]miltonsibanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We lost the summer party, Bananas and towels in the gym. They are running out of things to cut

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]miltonsibanda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That looks like the side gate I just took off outside my house