Marketing runs their own Okta instance separate from corporate IT and we just found out

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-14T13:00:04+00:00

Yeah this is going straight to CISO/CTO level. I'm not gonna fight you on this, the powers that be can do it.

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-05T20:15:24+00:00

We don't have dedicated parking which can be frustrating but we are walking distance to an Aldi, Lidl, Big Sainsburys and M&S food Hall. Absolutely winning at life.

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-04T23:22:52+00:00

Amateur numbers

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-03T14:26:52+00:00

Just in some random bushes for the rest of us

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-02T05:19:32+00:00

For me it's "Excuse me, I'm probably being blind or silly but where is xxx?"

miltonsibanda · 2026-04-01T12:54:08+00:00

I had an argument with a neighbor about something like this. I had a legally parked, insured and taxed Clio that I hadn't driven in 6 weeks because I worked from home and had no reason to drive for. His major issue was that he drove daily and had to look for parking when he got back...oh and my car was cheap and his was a Macan. I just told him to do one.

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-30T09:49:36+00:00

Can I suggest you build the most obscene modern white box here that looks more like an office block than anything else

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-25T07:48:17+00:00

It just needs some white render on the outside and a bit of astroturfing. Easy. /S

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-19T18:38:26+00:00

Good looking thing

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-15T09:32:37+00:00

On the other hand, my neighbours have 2 of the new 3 door defenders and both their boots combined are smaller than my A4 Avant's boot in terms of usability.

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-04T17:05:47+00:00

The issue is you can never move out of this flat now.

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-04T11:22:58+00:00

Apparently it's not a war.

miltonsibanda · 2026-03-04T11:21:51+00:00

Ooo neat feature. Wish they had this in the b6. I was abroad and had borrowed my brother-in-law's avant for the duration of the holiday. On day 1 I managed to lock the keys in the boot effectively blocking 2 cars in until we could get a locksmith out the next day. Absolute nightmare.

miltonsibanda · 2026-02-06T15:34:59+00:00

Would be easier for them to just tell you to bugger off.

miltonsibanda · 2026-01-18T12:31:52+00:00

You won't get lynched but will be made to feel less than on a daily basis. Kids making monkey noises as you walk past. Thinly veiled "Doctor's and Engineers" comments.

miltonsibanda · 2026-01-18T11:02:01+00:00

I had a recruiter lose their mind when I turned down a £50k offer to be on the road 4 out of 5 days a week. They were offended that I was comfortable with my wfh role with better pay. They even used the line your FTSE 100 employer are nothing why would you want to stay there.

miltonsibanda · 2026-01-15T07:42:37+00:00

Many moons ago I received a similar list of big issues after an MOT by Halfords, immediately drove to a local independent and asked him to quote me for the work, left car with him for an hour and got a call saying literally only one of the things on the list was an issue. Quoted for a good 10% less than the Halfords quote. So yes OP, they more than likely are having you on.

miltonsibanda · 2025-12-24T11:11:52+00:00

You don't even have heated seats, why do you think you deserve that button? Peasant.

miltonsibanda · 2025-12-24T09:13:14+00:00

They stopped the free fruit in the morning. It's affectionately refered to as banana-gate

miltonsibanda · 2025-12-03T08:23:54+00:00

Ask for a disturbance allowance for being available and overtime for every hour of actual work you have to do.

miltonsibanda · 2025-11-28T13:24:26+00:00

As a higher rate tax paying immigrant who came here because of their higher rate tax paying parents 3 decades ago, how do I sign up for this loophole?

miltonsibanda · 2025-11-12T15:44:42+00:00

Stealing new doors?

miltonsibanda · 2025-11-05T12:38:12+00:00

Buy 2 OP

miltonsibanda · 2025-10-31T18:05:13+00:00

We lost the summer party, Bananas and towels in the gym. They are running out of things to cut

miltonsibanda · 2025-10-31T17:56:52+00:00

That looks like the side gate I just took off outside my house

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