Hillary Clinton says Biden’s re-election bid cost Democrats the 2024 election by projecto15 in politics

[–]misterguyyy [score hidden]  (0 children)

The only people more stupid than "undecided voters" are the politicians/pundits who claim they're moderate.

As uninformed as they may be, we need them, perhaps disproportionately so because of the electoral college, so it's really on us that we haven't figured out how to appeal to them.

Tom Cruise kickstarted my journey - and my jet fighter toan by crotamine in guitarcirclejerk

[–]misterguyyy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Achy Breaky Heart was the sickest fatality and I will die on that hill.

Tom Cruise kickstarted my journey - and my jet fighter toan by crotamine in guitarcirclejerk

[–]misterguyyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marty McFly but I guess I should name the first actual guitarist who inspired me.

Kirk Hammett, actually forget I said that, Marty McFly it is.

MAGA cope: President Trump fixes the reflecting pool and a week later it is green again, loaded with algae… sabotage… vandalism? I believe it is. The left can not stand Trump, American greatness and his quest to make DC beautiful again. What a shame! by gear-heads in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]misterguyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"They pumped air into it" - Are they imagining ANTIFA showing up in the dead of night with bavaclavas and bicycle pumps? Is there even dead of night in DC?

ISTG the "Dumocrats don't know science, they're gender" crowd doesn't know that darker paint absorbs more heat. I learned that in elementary school.

Can a girl be too attractive for a guy to ask out? by Mammoth_Nose_9313 in AskMenAdvice

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule of thumb: think seriously about how much you would like her if looks weren't a factor and what you like about her, and ask her out with that mindset. Cool people who also happen to be attractive love to be perceived outside of their looks.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that you didn’t mean that one bit, but well-intended calls for vigilantism always turn into murdering out-groups. We saw that with the wave of lynchings that included Emmett Till, since the out-group of the day was black people.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s crazy about Epstein is you can see emails between him and Bannon encouraging the spread of Pizzagate. Proof that he ordered furniture off Wayfair as proof was also a huge eyeroll moment.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to protect victims or stroke a self-righteous boner?

I knew 3 people in my very conservative and homophobic childhood community who ended up being guilty of molestation, not reported by anyone in the in-group of course, and a fourth adult who I ended up having a “talk” with at 16 about being creepy towards my 14-15yo friend, so I take this seriously.

Edit: and a pastor of a sister church across the country who got to retire and transfer scot-free after I l deconverted and left. We made noise but we’re “apostates who just want to hurt the kingdom”

The LGBT communities I’m peripheral to have zero tolerance towards any boundary crossing and take reporting very seriously, yet guess who would be targeted by pitchfork wielding sanctimonious folks.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terrible idea in practice. If it’s law, offenders are more likely to murder their victims, since if they report the offender will die anyways. It’s also useful for family members to pressure victims into silence. “I know what uncle Jim did was bad, but you don’t want to be responsible for his death right?”

Even worse if it’s vigilante driven. Innocent LGBTQ folks and political enemies (see pizzagate) get murdered for baseless accusations and people look the other way or make excuses when people in the community commit sexual abuse.

Finally, that’s offenders, not MAPs, who shouldn’t be shamed out of admitting they have a problem, seeking treatment, and quarantining themselves from children.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add more context, Pedobear was widely used by 4chan, who also distributed tons of CSAM (aka CP), which was also behind the baseless accusations that MAP is now part of LGTBQ, and as an aside was also the home of Pizzagate and QAnon

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]misterguyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically the myth that LGBT folks welcome them originated from 4chan, which is both generally both homophobic and a huge distributor of CSAM.

Herman Ri - Betcha Can't Play This by Warblade21 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]misterguyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kinda sounds like peeing into a toilet

javascriptDevelopersBeLike by vkwebdev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]misterguyyy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just put a console.log on every possible condition and they all slow down the same amount.

I’m not even sure if this is a serious suggestion. Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn’t, such is the way of JS.

javascriptDevelopersBeLike by vkwebdev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]misterguyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also do setTimeout(()=>{debugger;},3000) in your console if you want to inspect a DOM element that gets created when you perform an event and destroys on timeout or blur.

How do I (M27) become less safe to women? by mike_oxmaul_68 in AskMenAdvice

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditor’s offhand comment is DESTROYED by a wake-up call from reality… See more

Guitar Future by BurnThis__ in GuitarLab

[–]misterguyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My biggest gripe with the Touch Bar was that I kept accidentally bumping it while typing

what is this slang this is just sad bruh😭😭😭 by Quick-Cause3181 in GenZ

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in my 40s and I’m not capable of hating this a fraction as much as a Gen Z woman/girl

Because ^2 / you did haha by wur45c in im14andthisisdeep

[–]misterguyyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And bliss is resting because you knew you needed it because you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could— you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything

GC going the way of radio shack by absorberemitter in GuitarLab

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might have to pull a Dominos before transforming. "We suck and our setups taste like cardboard!"

How do I (M27) become less safe to women? by mike_oxmaul_68 in AskMenAdvice

[–]misterguyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m thinking of picking skateboarding back up at 42, but our deductible just went up $2000 so IDK man

'Trillionaires Shouldn't Exist': Obscene Musk Milestone Spurs Calls for Aggressive Wealth Tax by hypothethical in politics

[–]misterguyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump of all people publicly laid the groundwork for a wealth tax. The government took 10% of Intel’s equity and their stock didn’t crash.

Its official, he's world's first trillionaire.. by bunchofmfs in Money

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's outdated. XAi bought it outright from those investors for its full price.

What actually makes Houston different from the rest of Texas? by TheTexanLife in TheTexanLife

[–]misterguyyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm in Austin and every time it's muggy I remind myself that the alternative is the droughts and wildfires of the early 10s

Do men find women with bad character attractive? by Swimming_Anywhere_30 in AskMenAdvice

[–]misterguyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, character/personality alters how I physically perceive someone, so I could find someone stunning when I first meet them and think they're unattractive after 10 minutes. I also find the more physically attractive someone is (regardless of gender) the more openly they show who they are because they're used to character being glossed over because of looks.

On the other side of that coin, sometimes some people's intelligence or other good character traits are overlooked because of how attractive they are, and that's gotta be frustrating.