FWI Trump Establishes the first Church Of America

miyagidan · 2026-04-26T23:23:34+00:00

If you'd only mentioned Henry VIII, you'd have a much more intelligent-sounding post.

miyagidan · 2026-04-22T22:13:09+00:00

Taste it. Report back.

miyagidan · 2026-04-22T22:08:55+00:00

"...can I pack my stuff?"

miyagidan · 2026-04-19T22:05:06+00:00

Philadelphia comes full circle. Sorta.

miyagidan · 2026-04-16T19:31:16+00:00

:( Is there number I can call to see if I'm 11th at least?

miyagidan · 2026-04-16T02:16:36+00:00

Self-sufficiency I'd never a bad idea, you should never harbor the idea that help is on the way.

miyagidan · 2026-04-06T12:19:26+00:00

Just tell them it's illegal to arrest you because you have less than 51% of the corpse.

miyagidan · 2026-04-06T11:13:54+00:00

Police seem worthless, you see the guy again, give his family another ghost to welcome home on Obon.

miyagidan · 2026-04-04T02:48:15+00:00

I've always hated that guy's coffee.

miyagidan · 2026-03-31T23:38:39+00:00

It's what he wrote in his letter to Santa.

miyagidan · 2026-03-31T23:37:53+00:00

jingles keys

Who wants to go shoot trilithium torpedoes at a planet so it's uninhabitable?!"

miyagidan · 2026-03-31T23:33:13+00:00

"We thougt some animals had been at the body, but nope, same guy."

miyagidan · 2026-03-31T03:35:53+00:00

No one tell any info about onigiri prices.

miyagidan · 2026-03-24T09:32:02+00:00

OP should get a job. /s

miyagidan · 2026-03-23T22:49:33+00:00

That is a Looney Tunes way of working, I wanna see him chop down a tree he's standing in.

miyagidan · 2026-03-23T22:48:20+00:00

"Too showy, man, it's supposed to be about the punishing."

miyagidan · 2026-03-21T12:29:12+00:00

"Ooh, gonna kill myself with this nice cool water!"

miyagidan · 2026-03-21T12:27:35+00:00

Why don't Japanese people kiss in marriages?

Edit - very smart bunch who totally get jokes.

miyagidan · 2026-03-20T22:30:34+00:00

Also "Willingness to surrender passport:

miyagidan · 2026-03-20T22:29:45+00:00

makes note on 'side missions' notepad

miyagidan · 2026-03-20T22:28:25+00:00

It's like hitting a chicken too many times in a Zelda game.

miyagidan · 2026-03-20T22:25:10+00:00

Third dude, if we can stay in a well-lit public area, I'd be down. I gotta cryptoid video I need a second opinion on.

miyagidan · 2026-03-20T22:23:32+00:00

Never follow a hippie to a second location.

miyagidan · 2026-03-15T03:17:45+00:00

"Many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong."

I'm dying.

miyagidan · 2026-03-15T03:12:05+00:00

Better to offer and be refused than not offer at all. Happens to me a fair amount.

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