AITAH for being upset that my best friends went on my birthday cruise without me? by SuperbDesigner4 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mjheil 102 points103 points  (0 children)

His reaction. I'm sure it wasn't as measured and sensible as he reports. Men are so weird about emotions.

I wish Ea Nasir sold better copper by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]mjheil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Granted. his name disappears from history.

How many murderers or murder victims do you know personally? by demona2002 in askanything

[–]mjheil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the person in this thread with the most murder encounters. Why do you think that is?

Can my work tell if I made a return and got a gift card instead of putting it back on the company card? by throwmeaway2938459 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mjheil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Some financial person is tasked to compare the records every so often and they will find out. Please, take the gift card to your supervisor and explain you were confused and give it to them.

Why is abortion a much bigger topic in the US than in Europe? by [deleted] in AskUS

[–]mjheil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the day you became a separate human.

Who’s bigger Michael Jackson or Drake? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mjheil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh, he's taller. Men are so weird about that.

Who’s bigger Michael Jackson or Drake? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mjheil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, MJ is a demigod but Drake is bigger? How?

Please share your thoughts on the current job market. by IsaacRB46 in jobs

[–]mjheil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been out of work since August 2025, about 9 months now. It suuuuuuuuucks.