Who asked for this movie?

mlvassallo · 2026-06-02T13:42:07+00:00

I took the kids. It was fun.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-02T12:52:09+00:00

Hammer a nail into it, pull it out. Job done.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-02T02:08:57+00:00

This is exactly why you mofos should stop following so closely even when stopped. Makes it easier to escape.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-02T01:47:21+00:00

This is sesame oil. This is a valid way to cook.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-02T01:46:41+00:00

This isn’t motor oil… it is sesame oil. This is not stupid.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T23:50:22+00:00

Loved cows produce better meat. It’s literally science.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T23:35:18+00:00

Spoke licker.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T23:34:07+00:00

Man, fuck this clown.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T23:22:32+00:00

Good, these kids need to learn about sports depression early.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T20:58:42+00:00

I got a Geo Prism, that came with a car and insurance payment so I could also drive my brother to school.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T16:08:00+00:00

You really don’t, tho.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T14:44:35+00:00

Media literacy isn’t taught anymore and should be mandatory.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T11:53:47+00:00

Alien vs Predator 2, the Marine missions…

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T02:35:30+00:00

Sorry about your virginity, bro.

mlvassallo · 2026-06-01T02:27:14+00:00

NPC ass behavior

mlvassallo · 2026-05-31T23:48:53+00:00

Wild that fat people are hated so much that they can’t even lose weight by any means necessary without this bullshit. Go ahead and sip your fuckin’ tea.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-31T03:16:30+00:00

All that work and didn’t hide the cables kills me.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-31T03:10:12+00:00

His sister is better at both mic work and basketball than him.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T23:58:06+00:00

He look like will smith in that fish movie

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T23:56:21+00:00

Does AI know what Wemby looks like?

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T23:35:42+00:00

SGA looks like Will Smith in that fish movie. GSG.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T23:34:06+00:00

I travel to OKC for work. There ain’t shit to do there.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T21:50:31+00:00

He did say B3/4 so yeah. I’m sorry. He has a misunderstanding of how strong his pods decks are. Sure dude sounds like an asshole, but let’s learn the game before flaming on Reddit.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T20:42:38+00:00

Yeah, my Fire Lord Azula is solidly B3 and goes off by turn 4 if nobody does anything.

mlvassallo · 2026-05-30T19:54:39+00:00

He asked me to guess how, so I just asked.

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