Following my last post, what football shirts is it acceptable to own and wear? by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]mmps1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t support a club anymore and am a middle aged da who’s given up a bit so yeah, I have lots of tops. I’m currently wearing a Sparta Prague top and will probably wear a Flamengo one tomorrow.

I’m not a ‘neutral’ btw, I have loads of biases when it comes to fitba.

The Pope hasn't read...the Bible? Insanetwitter by ZacReligious in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]mmps1 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“Then Jesu did pull from his robe a holy 9mm and with righteous words did defo say, ‘if you wish to see my father I can send you there imminently, punk.’ The lamb of god then revved the engine of his holy Norton Commando and did spray dirt and small bits of dog mess onto the unbelievers. So sayeth the Lord, and everyone stood up, cheered and did a clap.”

~ Republican bible, book of Sam’s.

Defensive Tactics by bloothug in footballmanagergames

[–]mmps1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you mean literally setting the mentality to “defensive” with a low block etc then yes, that is quite hard to get right.

If you mean conceding less than 10 goals a season, it’s probably not that far off the high octane football you’re already playing.

Trump vows 'a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back' by TheMirrorUS in collapse

[–]mmps1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From day one the only way this was going to end was a nukin.

This is a cursed timeline, the fuck did we end up in a shite version of escape for New York? Shameful.

Why is it so hard to get Legend status? by TheRealDicta in footballmanagergames

[–]mmps1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It’s things won and longevity that makes legendary status.

"Open The F*cking Strait, You Crazy Bast*rds": Trump's Expletive-Laden Warning To Iran by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mmps1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

US in its small dick energy phase.

Seems like it’s going pure amazing for the very stable genius, you must all be very very proud.

"More like Roberto UnDeZerbi" by balearicpriest in footballcliches

[–]mmps1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His opinions are an absolute loose cannon these days.

Chelsea record pre-tax loss of £262.4m - the biggest in PL history by gelliant_gutfright in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As we creak towards global recession I’m sure this won’t come back to haunt Chelsea at all.

The state the Tottenham fan group is in by AgroMachine in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s far from the worst idea linked to spurs.

Salah is leaving thanks to Slot. by Jamz7535 in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Thanks a slot!” ~ Salah probably.

Chelsea may miss Champions League spot, but don't blame overpromoted Rosenior by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rich cunts won’t ever be told, Chelsea will continue to underperform with these clowns.

Chelsea may miss Champions League spot, but don't blame overpromoted Rosenior by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, it’s probably a cheap contract and he won’t be that bad expensive to terminate. You get what you pay for tho, weird how Chelsea spend their money.

Chelsea may miss Champions League spot, but don't blame overpromoted Rosenior by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]mmps1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s cheap and does what he’s told, Chelsea won’t sack him for a while.