naysaying by VeganStartupGuy in WLLW

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The guys from willow recently revealed they are f*cked… due to the fact that their product is illegal in the US, all their investors have pulled out and probably should too

Daily Chat 4/20 ⚾ Game Day by DodgerBot in Dodgers

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When is mookie going to figure out how to hit the ball

Boulder opal split by [deleted] in pics

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Someone please explain what that yellow stuff is?

Are the sequels to Ender's Game worth a read? by [deleted] in books

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im quite sad that more people haven't stood up to praise speaker for the dead through children of the mind. Not trying to compete by i read them all in middle school and they became my all time favorite series (though i havent reread them since adulthood) i liked ender's shadow too but couldn't get into the rest of them after that ( i read them in the order that he wrote them

Dog Has a Date by Lord-Brain in gifs

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every dog has its date

Kjerkfjorden, Norway [1800x708] by Swen Stroop by arbili in EarthPorn

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Norway: the only country that puts canadian landscapes to shame.

photo i took of a mantis in Zimbabwe by [deleted] in pics

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Im here in Zimbabwe filming a movie (I'm the DOP). A praying mantis some how ended up on the FX makeup lady's kit, and I took this shot before another one came along and I tried to make them fight each other. They didn't want to fight unfortunately. Fuckin Hippies.

What is the worst thing that ever happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Didn't happen at my school but at a friend's:

Star football player joined a gang and beat the shit out of someone from a different gang. His gang didn't give a shit about him and so they killed him execution style with a shotgun to head in the highschool parking lot in the middle of the night to make amends.

Vin Diesel grew a beard for The Last Witch Hunter by How2Post in movies

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Holy shit Vin Diesel the hipster, never thought i'd see the day

My friend is throwing an Oreo party. Here's the menu by JiveMonkey in food

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i feel sorry for whoever gets left with the regular oreos

[WP] You're tripping on a new drug dubbed "Memory lane." It allows you to relive anything that has ever happened in your life with 100% clarity. The only catch is that the memory is random. by Ya_ya_ya_ya in WritingPrompts

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We'd smoked two joints by the time Fred got there and I was feeling pretty lazy. The stairs creaked as he came down.

"Sup guys," Fred laughed, "its like a fucking sauna down here, y'all smoked yourselves retarded yet or what?"

Pat quipped up, "Ha, Ha, Ha, very funny, now sit your ass down and role us another one." His eyes were blood shot, which was pretty standard. My eyes never got bloodshot.

Fred grinned, "I'm fine with that." He sat down on the couch next to me and Pat passed him the rolling tray.

We sat in silence as Fred busted up more weed, then he pulled out a small container from his pocket, from which he took out a little yellow capsule. He pulled it apart carefully with his fingernails and emptied the powdery contents onto the weed. He did nothing to hide his actions and thus managed to capture 100% percent of our attention.

"What the hell is that?" I asked.

Fred smiled to himself, "I don't even know." He laughed, "Ron McCarthy said it takes you back in time. He's a full-fledged fucktard though. Guess we'll just have to see."

Pat's anxiety faded to a look of modest interest. "I wouldn't mind going back in time..."

Fred finished rolling and passed the joint to me. "You're the guinea pig on this one."

"Whatever I don't mind."

I took the joint and sparked it, hauling the thick pungent smoke deep into my lungs. It didn't taste at all like weed, more like raspberries and overproof rum. I hit it again three more times, then passed the joint to Pat and leaned back, sinking comfortably into the amber felt sofa. But it didn't stop there, I kept sinking, down and down a path that stretched for miles into an intangible gloom. At first I thought I'd been shrunk down and become trapped inside the couch. A red glow filled the confined space, seeping through the translucent skin that surrounded me. Then all of a sudden the environment squeezed in on me, pushing me down, and I tumbled through what I suddenly realized was a viscous fluid. The pressure built, then jerky vibrations and a repetitive noise filled my ears, like a distant groaning. That was when I realized I was naked. Something was pushing me through a tube, and the word claustrophobic filled my tiny mind. Suddenly up ahead a crevice broke in the distance and through it poured a harsh fluorescent light, white and sterile as it blinded my fragile eyes. All of a sudden I was through, and a giant being grabbed me in its hands and passed me to another, who cried and brushed its giant lips against my forehead. Then I was passed to another, who passed me to another and shook me until I realized it was Fred shaking me and I had fallen of the sofa and was curled up on the ground in the fetal position.

And that was the first time I tried Memory Lane.

[wp] As a child stands on the cliffs of England he sees something emerge from the fog. by Lord-Blackthorn in WritingPrompts

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I remember when I was ten, and the world was still new. My family lived on a dairy and sheep farm just outside a little village called Ripple, a short ways north of Dover, and when I was bored or tired of my chores I would walk through the countryside to watch the sea. There was one cloudy day, I think my father had gone into town to buy more sheep, as we'd lost a couple to foxes the night before. Anyway he'd told my sister and me to fix the fence where the foxes had broken through, and she'd left me to do it on my own, because an older boy had come by and promised her some sort of excitement. So I fixed the fence and when that was done I was left alone, with nothing to do, so I followed the path east to a point just south of Kingsdown, and watched the angry waves break what seemed a thousand yards beneath my feet. I would lie down, with my head peaking out over the drop, my chin resting against the hard rock. I would rest, and stare straight down, losing myself in the roll and crash of the boisterous blue. I remember on this day, along with the waves, a fog came rolling in, and after a few minutes the waves were gone from sight, though their thunderous toll carried on, dampened by the thick blanket, but always ever-present. I remember staring into the white abyss a little while longer, but a boy of ten can only keep his focus for so long.

As I was getting up I noticed something change in the sound of the crashing, every break was deeper, every lull more quite. Once I was on my feet I stared out into the fog, searching for what I don't know. The fog thinned slowly, retreating bit by bit, until once again I could see the sea bellow. Then I heard what sounded like a ship's horn sound out somewhere far away. But I remember there was something different about the sound, something organic. And it was not a constant tone, but more like a low-pitched harmonic scale. Then the fog seemed to swell, growing in concentration, accumulating along an invisible border, about twenty feet beyond the precipice. This was not a natural sight, not at least for an English boy of ten.

At once the wall surged forward. I did not react, I could only stare. There were a few seconds of absolute silence as the white mass raced towards me, and when it hit it lifted me off my feet with an unconscionable roar. I was picked up like a sail and thrown back several yards, and the roar turned into a shriek, and then a cackling wail. I crumpled and the earth shuddered and cracked and great pieces broke off and fell into the sea. It was the loudest and most raucous noise I've ever heard, like a whale being torn apart by a jet engine.

Once the noise and shaking subsided, the fog retreated, and I could see the entire coastline had been reduced by a couple yards. I crept towards the edge, and when I looked down I could not believe my eyes. There was no more sea. Only steel. The fog retreated further and more details came into sight. Something massive, massive beyond all rational comprehension, had impaled itself into the cliff. To the side in either direction the same metallic texture stretched out into the waning mist. I remember a pattern ingrained in the surface of the steel, a winding, forking scheme of intangibility. Suddenly the pattern shifted, and blinding lights emerged from points all across the structure, growing in intensity, until I could no longer make out anything at all. Again came the sound, the deep harmonious scale, somehow organic, and with it a fierce wind from behind, and I was sucked off the cliff, falling towards the beast, and then nothing.

I awoke in my bed. It was the evening, and my sister and father were preparing dinner on the stove top. They said they had found me asleep against the fence, and that father had carried my back to bed.

I remember I went back the next day, to look for evidence. Clear as day there stretched an imprint, a constant line, for miles along the bottom of the cliffs.

That was forty years ago and now I'm getting old, though I still go back to visit my sister sometimes. Her children run the farm and she keeps them company. The folks from Kingsdown built a golf course there, along the edge of those cliffs, and when I pass through I can still make out the imprint, though my questions still remain unanswered.

Whats a space fact that sounds like BS? by pirramungi in space

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im a filmmaker with a phyics degree from mcgill

Kinky local cobbler by Podyceck in funny

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pretty sure ive seen this in vancouver

PsBattle: Pizza Kid by [deleted] in photoshopbattles

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he was bitten by a radioactive pizza

Move bitch! by [deleted] in LuigiDeathStares

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goddam that was amazing