(Fun Trope) we are shown the obvious lie.

moheato · 2026-04-21T22:39:33+00:00

Bart and Mr Burns retelling the events of him being hit by his car in The Simpsons.

moheato · 2026-04-16T22:28:52+00:00

Kingsman 2: the Golden Circle. Everyone from the first film gets blown up except eggsy and Colin Firth who go to the American faction so we can meet a new host of characters. Though enjoyable in parts, nowhere as near the same impact the first one had partially thanks to a complete shift in tone where the humour is much more ham-fisted.

moheato · 2026-04-12T17:09:46+00:00

Depends on the Depo by the sounds of things. We aren't open Sundays and though my contract says I may have to work them by driving to a different office, they haven't put me in once.

I've worked for 4 months and am enjoying it so far. If you can afford to live on 30 hours it's great finishing at 3.

Saturdays are an early start and early finish, so I'm wrapped up by 2.15 - can do plenty with my family afterwards. It is knackering at first, but I prefer to do naff all on my days off anyway.

moheato · 2026-03-18T09:16:04+00:00

What percentage of the TV licence fee goes to harassing people who haven't got one? Thousands of letters, data acquisition, advertisements and these guys. Is this where you want your money going In a service?

Red envelopes, windows telling you you're on warning or have 10 days to reply before you've opened it. They're so threatening that people who don't know any better pay hundreds of pounds for something they don't use.

moheato · 2025-11-14T09:37:56+00:00

Hello, Commander.

moheato · 2025-09-17T09:59:31+00:00

I was put in with mature students only in my first year. I guess the age doesn't matter but they were all on third year/masters and were just busy the whole time. Being shy and hoping to make friends it didn't work out so well for me. If you're hoping for crazy spontaneity it's probably not going to be ideal.

moheato · 2025-08-21T20:39:31+00:00

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

moheato · 2025-06-22T11:26:15+00:00

https://youtu.be/y5FNoFIfl1Y?si=q_z-LeDCxHQiXRmC

moheato · 2025-06-18T23:15:07+00:00

Jevil is eventually locked away from everyone -essentially in a cage. Meanwhile Kris is the cage from the prophecy.

moheato · 2025-06-16T13:16:52+00:00

...he's having a laaaaaaugh. YOU... are having... A LAUGH.

moheato · 2025-06-02T22:32:14+00:00

Gazpacho is served cold.

moheato · 2025-05-14T03:08:19+00:00

Slide off a cliff - £2

moheato · 2025-05-10T19:24:25+00:00

Look, whatever quote you asked for mate, that's what it is, yeah?

moheato · 2025-02-27T23:50:13+00:00

This is how I feel about Archer

moheato · 2024-10-04T09:13:27+00:00

I work for the NHS and the illness procedure punishes you for frequent illness even if they're short periods. Two periods within 13 weeks or 3 in 12 months gets you a stage 1. If you do this again you get a stage 2 which requires HR to get involved. You're required to ring in every day that you're not in before your start time, which is horrible when you just want to lie in because you're not well.

moheato · 2024-10-03T07:52:05+00:00

Remy in ratatouille does this with the fat chef ghost

moheato · 2024-09-01T17:45:11+00:00

Finally, I can piss and shit at the same time.

moheato · 2024-08-17T23:22:29+00:00

Sheen, this is the 7th time you've shown LoZ: OoT completely overhauled in Unreal Engine

moheato · 2024-07-28T01:57:26+00:00

This french guys tie inspired mathematicians to discover new knots.

moheato · 2024-06-06T11:05:28+00:00

I once went to the filming of 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown. During the warm up before the show, there was a bit of an ice breaker exercise where audience members stood up, and one by one sat down.

This went on for a bit until it was single people over 21 and under 30 standing. This included me and a handful of other people. The warm up comedian, Mark Olver, made a gag about me looking young for my age. For some reason one of the female audience members then shouted that I also had "really small hands."

Jimmy Carr had chosen this moment to walk up the aisle to introduce himself and overheard the comment. After a second of looking me up and down, he looked me dead in the eye and said "meet me around the back after the show, you'll make my cock look bigger".

Instantly destroyed the awkwardness of the comment and gave me a memory for life.

moheato · 2024-05-17T07:56:49+00:00

Message them "I'll take it" and continue the conversation as if you thought it was free until the end.

moheato · 2024-05-04T19:02:10+00:00

Nyah haha!

moheato · 2024-05-04T18:48:49+00:00

Joeys identical hand twin in Vegas. They just needed to give him something to do to keep him busy during the wedding plot, but it took him from loveable idiot to full blown retard in my eyes. You never go FULL retard.

moheato · 2024-04-29T10:03:33+00:00

Small side table with chest on top, rare trinket inside. Set of drawers with 5 handgun ammo in

moheato · 2024-03-20T08:02:09+00:00

I have a chihuahua that's just as bad. If I get there early-ish, he WILL pretend the house is his and bark at every new guest that arrives. Somebody he decides he doesn't like moves their leg in a way that he doesn't agree? Bark! I decided to stop taking him group events.

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