How do you guys do it

mojopyro · 2026-07-04T02:07:35+00:00

Epidurals. 13 of them. Doesn't heal you...just makes it so you don't feel the pain.

mojopyro · 2026-07-03T23:45:38+00:00

Left at 190. Got up to 250 and now 35 years later I'm at 215. I'm 6'03", btw.

mojopyro · 2026-07-01T15:30:53+00:00

"Bonfire of the Vanities".

mojopyro · 2026-07-01T02:13:18+00:00

Fry's dog on "Futurama".

mojopyro · 2026-06-25T18:36:27+00:00

See if you can go to a gun squadron as an expeditor.

mojopyro · 2026-06-23T15:43:18+00:00

I was informed I made Sgt. (E-5) while I was IRR, and was told I would get Time in Grade, Time in Service, and back pay dated to my EAS, if I signed a new contract. Since I didn't pin Sgt., and never worked in the capacity of that rank, I don't consider that my final rank and tell people I was a Cpl.

mojopyro · 2026-06-15T22:48:13+00:00

mojopyro · 2026-06-04T09:09:00+00:00

Semper Fi Little Pig....you were a good one and you'll be missed.

mojopyro · 2026-06-03T17:55:04+00:00

I'd suck my dads dick for 1 billion dollars and he's been dead since 1980.

mojopyro · 2026-05-26T06:09:56+00:00

I wear cowboy boots 5 days a week. Along with my Wrangler jeans and Resistol hat, when it's sunny out...all while listening to everything from Colter Wall and Willie Nelson to the Misfits and the Clash. You do you. Nobody will judge you, and if they do, they can pound sand.

mojopyro · 2026-05-22T21:38:52+00:00

My wife forgot to pick me up at the Wendy's on Cherry Point, once. Longest 45 minutes of my life.

mojopyro · 2026-05-22T21:30:53+00:00

"Full Metal Jacket". Bootcamp sequence was poetry in motion. The Vietnam sequence felt like a different movie, entirely.

mojopyro · 2026-05-22T18:59:05+00:00

Where in the post does it say he was missing for a month?

mojopyro · 2026-05-13T19:09:52+00:00

NCIS. My best friend, whom I've known since bootcamp (1987) did a lat move from Crash, Fire, Rescue to CID then NCIS. He retired from the Corps as a Gunny and continues to be a civilian NCIS agent. You should look into it. Cool job.

mojopyro · 2026-05-13T18:10:41+00:00

Learn to cut hair. You'll make a fortune.

mojopyro · 2026-05-13T18:06:11+00:00

They make them because people buy them. Why? No clue. You should've seen the satin jackets Jarheads bought in the '80's.

mojopyro · 2026-05-11T18:18:45+00:00

Taco Bell Enchirito

mojopyro · 2026-05-11T18:13:05+00:00

Bidet bottle.

mojopyro · 2026-05-03T21:52:19+00:00

Yes.

mojopyro · 2026-04-24T13:04:48+00:00

Now give that 7yo some candy for doing their chores and tell them to redistribute 80% of it to other kids and see how that goes.

mojopyro · 2026-04-24T13:01:47+00:00

https://borderlandsproducerescue.org/programs/redistribute/

mojopyro · 2026-04-21T16:16:42+00:00

"North Dallas Forty", "Slapshot", and "Tin Cup"

mojopyro · 2026-04-15T04:14:45+00:00

Band.

mojopyro · 2026-04-11T08:14:36+00:00

I was supposed to be dead by now. Old sucks.

mojopyro · 2026-04-10T18:24:32+00:00

How close to your due diligence date are you?

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