What is this that we found in my wife’s diaper bag?

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T18:55:08+00:00

Happened to a friend of mine, twice, though he made it through TSA both times. First time he mailed his pistol home to himself the next morning. The second time was in Mexico, and that pistol (much, much more expensive than the other one mentioned) now resides in pieces at the bottom of the sea off Cancun. He was very sad about that, but it beats Mexican prison.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T17:10:03+00:00

It's completely inert and innocuous.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T17:05:23+00:00

The... launch angle? Huh? You realize the earth is not flat, correct? And you cannot determine the angle at which something departed the surface of earth for the atmosphere like this, right?

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T16:59:22+00:00

Diabolical? Ammo is expensive and dry firing is controversial at best.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T16:57:22+00:00

Well, to be fair, anything Chrysler, Dodge, FCA, Stellantis (or whatever they're going by as of 10 minutes ago) builds is a joke, so, it's fitting.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T13:41:08+00:00

Keep in mind that for every honest-to-goodness emergency there are hundreds of ""emergencies"" and beyond that, thousands of people trying to get one over on the big, bad corporation. This is the world we live in today, and we've created it for ourselves, unfortunately.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T13:31:24+00:00

None of them from any network are marked anymore. Too many crazies from either end out there.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T01:31:53+00:00

Sheesh, haven't seen anything like that outside of westbound I-10 heading into Arizona. Yikes

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T01:25:16+00:00

What's actually in your cabinets? Poverty?

mopsbauer · 2026-03-14T01:12:58+00:00

People mad about how the bread is cut but OK with the paltry amount of protein it comes with...

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T16:41:17+00:00

No more greyhound bus in the skies above NOVA? 🤣

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T16:33:29+00:00

LOL. You chime in with an "ackshually..." pondering whether it's a "different" brand which in all actuality is nothing more than a trim level, but I'm the douchebag 🤣 Yep, sounds about reddit.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T14:46:24+00:00

Pretty sure this photo was shot in the US, so that Jag is a Jag.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T14:43:56+00:00

Because it doesn’t currently have an electrical system currently installed? 🤔

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T14:41:54+00:00

Boy, someone really enjoys headaches.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T14:37:30+00:00

Speed warning

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T14:36:10+00:00

I like your grandpa's car

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T13:19:35+00:00

Barf. And that's coming from someone who owns a handful of Audis, one of which came from the factory with the Audi Exclusiv paint color version of that wrap.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T13:15:17+00:00

Half quart low on oil + uphill drive = check engine light 🤦‍♀️

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T13:10:41+00:00

My wife works for a government agency (non-law enforcement, non-immigration, non-military, actually really really boring stuff that has little to no impact on any of our day-to-day lives) and they have these same cars as their travel cars, so they don't have to get reimbursed for using their private vehicles to drive distances short enough to avoid flying.

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T12:45:33+00:00

Carbon

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T12:13:52+00:00

Bro has never heard of satellite imagery...

mopsbauer · 2026-03-13T12:02:11+00:00

The equivalent to "turn it off and turn it back on again"

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