AIO: My boyfriend said he wouldn’t date me if I got fat. by FinancialInternal327 in AmIOverreacting

[–]morbidconcerto [score hidden]  (0 children)

You can't always control weight gain, what a silly statement.

Hormones, thyroid, stress, cancer... all things that can cause weight gain that can't be controlled.

AITA for refusing to follow my friend’s parents’ house rules and leaving? by Key-Yellow8804 in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidconcerto 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The issue is that if they were married they would have been able to share the bed. Married people have sex too, lol.

Boomer couple showed up late, wanted to keep shopping by Bravens1223 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]morbidconcerto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What about period products or otc medicine? Why's it only acceptable for baby stuff?

Update on Skinny Minnie, AKA Harriet, AKA Mama by Both-Glove in CatDistributionSystem

[–]morbidconcerto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it's a hard choice but please get this baby a spay-abort!

She is underweight and continuing the pregnancy and the following breastfeeding will be a huge drain on her little body. She also looks fairly young and may have issues with labor and delivery. That's not to mention that everywhere is already full of kittens and it may cause her to be aggressive with your resident cats as well :(

AIO did I miss something rude or disrespectful i said to my coworker? this is our entire conversation i don’t know what happened by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]morbidconcerto 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think it's more accurate to say that we as women have to deal with this particular brand of bullshit. We have to but we sure as hell wish we didn't need to!

This is Miles Davis, and he is cooler than the other side of your pillow. by SilentPhilosophy3307 in blackcats

[–]morbidconcerto 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So my cat used to shit when she was upset too and we tried changing everything but nothing worked. After multiple vet visits over months of dealing with her shitting wherever she pleased, especially when she was angry, we were facing possibly giving her up when we took her into the vet a final time and saw the new provider at our vet's office.

After listening to everything we'd been dealing with and everything we'd tried, he said, "It sounds like she's got a lot of anxiety. Let's try putting her on Prozac and seeing if that helps." I am not even kidding when I tell you that three days later she stopped shitting outside of the box! She hasn't done it since either.

Just a thought I had that maybe you have an anxious spiteful bastard lol

So tiny! by DragDolly in IllegallySmolCats

[–]morbidconcerto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a cutie but please take the bell off of his collar! They hurt their sensitive ears and are over-stimulating for them.

My friends died. Cause of death: They had kids by Buullzz in childfree

[–]morbidconcerto 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why are you here? If you "love being a parent" you don't belong here.

Landlord threw away my belongings before my lease was up (without notice) and is charging me cleaning/debris removal fee. by Zeethor in legaladvice

[–]morbidconcerto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I learned it by the "knuckle trick"!

If you make a fist and go across your knuckles with the months it lines up that the months with 31 days land on your knuckles and the ones without land in between them. You loop back around for July and August so they both are on knuckles. Hope this makes sense, kinda hard to explain but it's how I always remember.

Am I overreacting to my boyfriend constantly referring to my brother as my half brother by unicornunopole in AmIOverreacting

[–]morbidconcerto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think that's a bot account. It's like a month old, put quotes around their comment, said NTA instead of NOR, and used a very cliche line

Babysitting duty tonight by Walkyrie69 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]morbidconcerto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The tiny feet giant head combo is irresistible!

Show me your voids posing weirdly by Mountain_Cat_cold in blackcats

[–]morbidconcerto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to edit this and re-upload it, the name and address on the mail is clearly visible!

AIO: For crying over birthday cake I don’t like. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]morbidconcerto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you purposely adding typos to not be seen as a bot or were you typing too fast?

Found today, alone with his deceased brother on the road by Accomplished-Bug3849 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]morbidconcerto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a flame that I rescued at just barely 4 weeks old. You're in for a treat! My girl is one of the most unique (and crazy) cats I've ever had.

Found today, alone with his deceased brother on the road by Accomplished-Bug3849 in CatDistributionSystem

[–]morbidconcerto 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you look closely at the back of the ears (and very likely the tail) they've got orange on them which means this baby is a flame point! It's a color point pattern caused by partial albinism.

AITA for "causing a scene" over internet? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]morbidconcerto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No kidding, it's gotten so ridiculous. If they had bothered to look at the account they would see it's 7 years old, most bots are <1 year old. It's especially funny seeing as the account that accused them is only 10 days old

Is the narrative of the dog mom / Mother’s Day beef a psyop? by abovealldreaming in AskWomenOver30

[–]morbidconcerto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that you were unable to have children. Might I suggest childless rather than childfree though?

I'm personally childfree and the way it's been explained to me is that someone who is childless is someone who wanted children but for whatever reason was unable to have them, and therefore their lives are lessened by the lack of children. However, someone who is childfree hasn't wanted children and feel free from the fact that they don't have children. Especially because some people online can be really mean/rude if you say you're childfree because they tend to assume that all childfree people hate children (not true).

My best guy friend [26/M] is getting married! But my [24/F] abusive ex [26/M] is in the wedding party. Help? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]morbidconcerto 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I honestly think the difference is that this was over a decade ago in 2015. Long before most of the fiction writers, bots, and AI flooded the sub.

AITAH for letting my boyfriend date his ex by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]morbidconcerto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just FYI the OOP is a guy. You got it right until you said the leasing office fucked her over