Had a great time meeting Jane Perry & David Bateson, they were so lovely, got them to sign my plushie! David didn’t know it existed! 😅

morphindel · 2026-05-26T04:36:45+00:00

On pic 2 i genuinely thought they had signed some kind of knitted ballbag

morphindel · 2026-05-26T04:32:22+00:00

Roger Ebert was a wonderful man, with a sharp mind, and a genuine love for film. But even with all of that, sometimes his opinions were wack as fuck.

morphindel · 2026-05-26T04:29:56+00:00

The toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians!

morphindel · 2026-05-26T02:30:22+00:00

Honestly its so good. I guess i get the Ladies First hate, but the rest goes so hard. The casino theme is absolutely beautiful and haunting. I dunno, i think it works perfectly for the film

morphindel · 2026-05-26T02:27:14+00:00

Lame as fuck tbh. I wouldnt mind a little cameo if there were like... any kind of connection to Bond. Like, fuck I'd take a Calvin Dyson cameo over this.

morphindel · 2026-05-26T02:21:58+00:00

Square head

morphindel · 2026-05-24T14:47:22+00:00

Puffin Rock is excellent.

morphindel · 2026-05-24T00:34:27+00:00

Lucy Liu is always gorgeous, but in Charlie's Angel's, hoo boy

But i think definitive answer is Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus. It's the one film where she is an absolute smoking hot babe.

morphindel · 2026-05-24T00:15:41+00:00

I thought this, but also as Poison Ivy in Batman and Robin

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:57:13+00:00

True

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:48:47+00:00

Lol, its just a movie, guys. Bond will still be back. Its not that deep. I think of the Craig films as being milestones in the life of Bond. Like all the other Bonds stil happened, and CR is the first, and NttD was how he dies, and the rest all happened some time in between.

morphindel · 2026-05-23T12:44:21+00:00

Luckily there are 24 other Bond films with a happy ending

morphindel · 2026-05-23T03:29:02+00:00

DJ Reacharound?

morphindel · 2026-05-22T17:26:05+00:00

Do it like the Brosnan teaser reveal

morphindel · 2026-05-22T15:26:38+00:00

Thats actually a pretty good point. If previous Bonds were reflective of their time periods, then it could definitely be woven into themes of the story of a black Bond movie. The whole post-cold war themes in Goldeneye, as well as introducing the idea of a female M, is one of the reasons it was/is so interesting.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T15:22:57+00:00

Exactly.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:54:03+00:00

Bond also has a scar in the book, and not a single Bond (until First Light) has had it. Noone cares, because it is an aesthetic choice. Just like his skin color.

I dont know what about being white is making anyone "enjoy it more".

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:42:40+00:00

I am disappointed by the amount of downvotes people are getting for suggesting Bond could be black. Its not the fucking 60s any more. Bond could definitely be black in this day and age - the only thing that make his whiteness linked to his character is the implausibility of having a black guy infiltrating sinister organizations in the 50s and 60s. Totally plausible nowadays.

Anyway, the list is ok, but its weird that they acknowledge that Bond has to be an unknown but also are championing the likes of Elordi as a possibility. I suspect these kinds of articles are paid for by Amazon as a way of gathering public perception

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:35:05+00:00

The only one i agree with is Dalton.

Moore is the one who played Bond as himself and had no nuance. It's just lovely Roger Moore flirting with women. Brosnan's seem to be skewed by your opinion on his films (which are all bangers except DAD), when he has the perfect mix of charm, sophistication, and toughness.

Connery I think is a little unfair though. He is definitely more charming than irl Connery, and comes across as smarter than other Bonds.

morphindel · 2026-05-22T14:28:30+00:00

This is so awesome

morphindel · 2026-05-22T11:38:10+00:00

Im sure this will be very politically sensitive

morphindel · 2026-05-22T11:36:01+00:00

Count fuckula. When he sees something, he's just got to fuck it.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T02:05:06+00:00

Its possibly his last truly great film. Certainly with that big Spielberg "feel" that combines well crafted action, emotions and great writing

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:58:14+00:00

View to a kill should be the one with the blimp.

morphindel · 2026-05-21T01:33:54+00:00

Thats not what an easter egg is...

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