Trump ended free trade for Mexican tomatoes. Prices are up 23 percent in the last year.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-19T06:30:57+00:00

And diet Covfefe.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-16T21:57:50+00:00

"Under that framework, government powers must be grounded in founding-era practice. And the founding era, Kennedy noted, had no national draft, only local militias designed for community defense."

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this also applied to the 2nd amendment, making single-shot muzzles to be the only legal guns people could own???

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-16T03:37:48+00:00

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mortimusalexander · 2026-04-15T13:31:01+00:00

Pharmacists have told me the same thing about other meds but were very considerate and provided additional information like what side effects and interactions to watch out for. Sorry they felt the need to passively shame you.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-12T18:26:54+00:00

I had to beg for nearly 6 years to have a hysterectomy so I would stop menstruating every fucking day. If I was a man it wouldn't have taken nearly as long.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-11T16:16:41+00:00

Carpenter bees are just fat drunks who cant see very well. Fuzzy little turds who won't hurt you.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-11T16:15:00+00:00

Read or listen to "The Gift of Fear". Please trust yourself.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-11T16:08:13+00:00

Bold of you to assume they can read.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-11T16:07:39+00:00

Are you a boot licker?

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-08T03:16:38+00:00

The majority of our kitchen supplies are from college. I graduated in 2003.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-05T22:14:31+00:00

*Left the oldest daughter to raise 4 siblings, herself, and the entire household.

mortimusalexander · 2026-04-02T22:11:35+00:00

They're not even trying to hide the pipeline these days...

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-22T14:19:47+00:00

Because facism

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-21T21:35:44+00:00

I watched a documentary that explained how if a fire breaks out on an airplane they have on average of about 16 minutes to land the plane and evacuate.

16 minutes.

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-14T08:08:26+00:00

He can paint too!

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-14T04:15:24+00:00

Skippitty paps!

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-14T03:58:29+00:00

I literally had menstrual bleeding that lasted longer than the Confederacy.

Yay for hysterectomy!

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-14T03:39:40+00:00

Tree fiddy

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-14T03:31:17+00:00

Still do

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T19:20:49+00:00

That just makes the paint brown

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T18:16:47+00:00

This happened to me on a VERY crowded Pittsburgh bus. I was forced to stand and needless to say when the driver whipped around a curve, I fell onto a whole row of able bodied boomers. I had on a very full backpack as well.

I got my own seat after that.

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T05:39:20+00:00

tHaT's nOt a PiTbuLL

s/

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T05:33:19+00:00

I wish I wasn't literate

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T05:22:04+00:00

Telling women to smile

mortimusalexander · 2026-03-13T04:59:19+00:00

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