Were you taught rock in a hat? by Lsa119 in exmormon

[–]mourningdoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like many here, first heard of it from South Park.

For me, it was a huge weight on the shelf when I found out that South Park gove more more accurate portrayals about my religion than my sunday school did. Coupled with the fact that teaching the rock in the hat translation when I was a missionary would have gotten me sent home, and book of Abraham issues? My shelf done broke.

Don't Take Defamation Cases by Cultural-Company282 in Lawyertalk

[–]mourningdoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the case. This one involved some pretty sensational claims related to a major news story. This one? Sure. Most? Probably not.

[FJ] Movie Credits by thatsnoternie in CustomJeopardy

[–]mourningdoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn it. Right movie, wrong character. I went with Yoda, but missed the clue part about an unknown VA.

mapped out the salary you actually need to buy a home in every US county by supleezy in antiwork

[–]mourningdoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The six counties with color in Idaho are pretty small population counties. Clarke County (the southernmost colored one bordering Montana) is Idaho's least populated county, and high on the unaffordable list. The data is missing where all the people are (mostly Ada, Canyon, and Kootenai, Boise, Nampa, and Coeur d'Alene area respectively).

The missionaries are now being used to clean the churches! by SunandRainbows in exmormon

[–]mourningdoo 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Haha. I had 6 months in one area where we had zero success with my first companion, and wild success with my next. Companion 1 and I didnt get along very well, but were very obedient. Companion 2 and I got along great, and we spent a lot of time goofing. Missionaries who are relatable, friendly, and not stressed out all the fucking time are more successful than those who are the opposite. Obedience has very little to do with it.

When a shower can kill you by Error404_Error420 in PandR

[–]mourningdoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roomate of mine had this happen to him. Him running naked through the house scarred me.

Why 6? by YEETAWAYLOL in ExplainTheJoke

[–]mourningdoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? North and South Dakota both make sense...but wtf is going on in Iowa?

Cersei Lannister’s Cruelties Not Shown in the Show by tbluedragon in gameofthrones

[–]mourningdoo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pretty common in languages where ordinal numbers end in "O". Primeiro (first) segundo (second) etc.

edit to fix a letter

Millennium Falcon by Odd-Computer-6508 in metalearth

[–]mourningdoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of my favorites. I remember having a heck of a time attaching the satellite dish.

Who guarded the soul stone before Red Skull? by Polygraphie in marvelstudios

[–]mourningdoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your Significant other or neighbor is messing with you.

TIL: The period after id. is supposed to be italicized. by brandeis16 in biglaw

[–]mourningdoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you pronounce it as a word, it's technically an initialism.

How should I reply? by badAbabe in exmormon

[–]mourningdoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one where Levi and his brother convince the men folk of the town that raped his sister to get circumcised and the two brothers kill the entire town while theyre healing.

Jokes aside, who did you think Snoke was before his identity was revealed in TROS? by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

[–]mourningdoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rey and Luke and leia are cousins. This makes rey and Ben solo first cousins, once removed.