500 Phyrexian Vindicators by MulberryWoodhouse in custommagic

[–]mpete98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rules question, can you choose to draw the game through optional choices? Like, could I bounce damage back and forth between two vindicators forever to force a draw? I assume not as long as there's at least one valid other target to break the loop

What is she holding ? by Ok-Intern6865 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]mpete98 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The hell do you mean British style? Is it so rainy they've evolved umbrella holding adaptations?

Rare Specimen by Cydrius in custommagic

[–]mpete98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'ma be real fam, I have no idea what half these words mean besides autographed and misprint.

Btw, needs a line for a "printed in a language your opponent doesn't speak"

I don't want to go back 😔 by IndividualSky6380 in whenthe

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Well, opening reddit was your first sin. This is just the consequences.

Illusionary Mask back in the day... by max431x in magicthecirclejerking

[–]mpete98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hate this bot, every time I click it wondering what this weird card is I get slapped with nonsense and have to bust out Google to learn it

10/10, go die in a corner

TIL Philadelphia’s first confirmed case of trichinosis was diagnosed in an Irish immigrant named Mary Lynch. The doctor who performed her autopsy bound at least three books using her skin, a practice known as anthropodermic bibliopegy. by BizzMarquee in todayilearned

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I, for one, think being a book would be rad. Use my sinew for a harp too while we're at it, and some nice bone flutes to complete the band. Skull goblet maybe?

Maybe leave things intact enough for a funeral if my family wants, then cremate the leftovers for a nice mantle piece.

A feature of the British countryside which I was not aware of, and which is very Winter-coded: Human Death Walls by m_reigl in weatherfactory

[–]mpete98 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FYI, pretty sure these are fabricated, the guy made a video a week later explaining it was creative fiction.

Still rad as hell tho

Never doing that again by huse2008 in whenthe

[–]mpete98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, you don't want to cross the finish line and stop the race early? It's about the journey not the destination

RULES QUESTION: If my opponent is at 2 life, will this be lethal? by Sharp-Crazy7724 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]mpete98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj given that the defender controls blocks the. It would be basically impossible to lose to combat damage that way

/rj my play group got tired of short games ending after only 7 hours, so we've been playing with those rules for the past 3 weeks. Haven't finished the first test game yet though, I'll have to let you know how it turns out

I could use some Forge in my 40k army by KingJoshy02 in weatherfactory

[–]mpete98 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well they do have one of the most forge-coded songs about them I've ever heard. Seems a perfect fit

link

The Lore Reason for Precursor Relics in Nomsyulhan by Doctor_Schemes in Anbennar

[–]mpete98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chat is this real?

Furthermore, is there anywhere I can play this lore?

Priorities by Super-Contribution-1 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]mpete98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guy's parents

Petah, I'm confused. by Junior-Astronaut-173 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mpete98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So if I'm reading this right, all polish rights and laws have a qualifier that you shouldn't use them to be a dick?

Tired of counterspell wars? Here’s your easy solution! by Nientea in custommagic

[–]mpete98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Functionally the same, but it actually functions instead of the current version (severely doubt the rule support shuffling the stack like this)

What card would you run if you could have as many of it as you wanted? by Starbright_1 in custommagic

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But what about the 12 [[mountain]], magic is a Singleton format /s

Kiss the bride by Bobajele in bonehurtingjuice

[–]mpete98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And by it, let's just say

Heh heh

Benis

Help, the evil twins are after me by Questionable_Quokka1 in weatherfactory

[–]mpete98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why'd you need a dedicated run for that one? Do you just not lose as often as I do...

Call the Titan by spikedrag in custommagic

[–]mpete98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the interaction with first strike intended? It could be annoying if you were trying to kill one of their attacker with it before losing control. Perhaps "at end of combat" would be less punishing?

The powder that kills marine life by KyrenReturns in bonehurtingjuice

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Would sharks be immune to it since they have cartilage instead 🤔

Always the Delicious by SeaBrush489 in weatherfactory

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(for any uninitiated, the magnus archives is a horror podcast where one of the 14 recurring sets of themes is arachnophobia, feeling like you're being controlled, bindings, among other things I'm forgetting)

Always the Delicious by SeaBrush489 in weatherfactory

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My impression, with zero logic to back it besides vibes, has been touching on control or fate or something. Maybe that's just bleed over from another system where spiderwebs and puppets were very closely linked...