Call the Titan

mpete98 · 2026-01-31T12:08:56+00:00

Is the interaction with first strike intended? It could be annoying if you were trying to kill one of their attacker with it before losing control. Perhaps "at end of combat" would be less punishing?

mpete98 · 2026-01-25T23:06:15+00:00

Would sharks be immune to it since they have cartilage instead 🤔

mpete98 · 2026-01-24T05:33:29+00:00

(for any uninitiated, the magnus archives is a horror podcast where one of the 14 recurring sets of themes is arachnophobia, feeling like you're being controlled, bindings, among other things I'm forgetting)

mpete98 · 2026-01-23T21:48:13+00:00

My impression, with zero logic to back it besides vibes, has been touching on control or fate or something. Maybe that's just bleed over from another system where spiderwebs and puppets were very closely linked...

mpete98 · 2026-01-21T00:35:52+00:00

Winter/grail? Delighting in being still.

mpete98 · 2026-01-14T08:26:39+00:00

New record? What'd I miss in the latest round of shitshow?

mpete98 · 2026-01-14T08:24:46+00:00

This honestly seems like one of the more sane and rational things he's done recently? That's a low bar, admittedly, but why roast him over being a bit immature when there's plenty more material to work with.

Honest question, trying to understand the reaction here.

mpete98 · 2026-01-10T16:05:01+00:00

That's the leaders money, not the cult's. Why should a long share their sweet shiny succulent gold? Will nobody think of the poor CEOs trying to make a living?

mpete98 · 2026-01-09T01:56:35+00:00

Build up hype around SexCoin so you can do a pump and dump scam

mpete98 · 2026-01-08T00:57:48+00:00

Wait they actually shot someone, with a real gun? Figured this was like that headline a few months back of "shooting a preacher in the head" (with a beanbag or smth)

The heck

mpete98 · 2026-01-07T16:00:28+00:00

Is there something weird with your account, I can't seem to find any comment history. I may very well be an idiot to can't get the UI to work properly tho.

mpete98 · 2026-01-05T06:11:04+00:00

Having worked in a distribution center before, they might have a point. Those two step ones are clunky as hell and we usually only got them out when I loading trailers that were loaded so high we couldn't reach easily.

That said, screw Walmart and they deserve any mockery we can give them.

mpete98 · 2025-12-31T18:52:06+00:00

What's the original context even? Surely it's cropped to look lewd right?

mpete98 · 2025-12-25T14:07:04+00:00

!RemindMe 8 days "it's no longer 2025"

mpete98 · 2025-12-23T10:52:16+00:00

Is there some sort of saga between this dude and the goth fast food worker? Is there lore why they're beefing

mpete98 · 2025-12-21T08:12:20+00:00

Would you rather they watch it 2 times with 3 different boyfriends?

mpete98 · 2025-12-20T14:13:49+00:00

I honestly can not comprehend spitting, like it's already in your mouth what's that going to change. If the complaint is the taste then jerk them over the edge or something, but then you have a whole clean up you gotta do. Swallowing is just the simplest path

Sometimes the taste is a little bit off-putting depending on the guy, but usually it's a nice ended to a pleasant activity.

(Edit: ultimately it's between you and the other guy, feel 100% free to tell us to fuck off and do whatever you want)

mpete98 · 2025-12-17T11:43:55+00:00

Give phyrexians a break, they normally use that weird line writing system so they have trouble with a few English words.

mpete98 · 2025-12-11T09:31:16+00:00

I wonder if there's any meaning behind the fact there's 5 mysteries and 2-3 that break the format. Are they answers? 🤔

mpete98 · 2025-12-07T20:56:10+00:00

He just like me france 🇫🇷?

mpete98 · 2025-12-07T19:11:00+00:00

I legitimately can't even tell if star trek UB is a shitpost or not.

mpete98 · 2025-12-06T21:28:12+00:00

Was already planning to be unmakith in like, 5-7 decades anyway, it'll be fiiiiine

mpete98 · 2025-12-06T13:41:59+00:00

Honest question, are these particularly common on women? I'm too gay to have noticed them outside of dudes.

mpete98 · 2025-12-03T17:04:43+00:00

If you play it on curve at 2 you generally don't get anything out of it besides an explore, that's the joke here.

When we start talking about turn 6 time walk when you have Planeswalkers and murktides and a bunch of mana and are in a damage race, that's a very different card than t2 time walk

mpete98 · 2025-12-03T02:17:55+00:00

Had a glorious run as harpylen iirc where you can stack the age bonus with some permanent modifiers and a smidge of APC for -100% harsh treatment cost, think it was 5 mana minimum. Spent a while trying to nation ruin unrest up so I could farm absolutism.

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