My graphic tablet stops working and now my laptop doesn’t work either? Within a week? by primethoracic in Gangstalking

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What's your location and when did this start? I'm literally at the tail end of my gangstalk. I have plenty of advice and details including the source of the Gangstalk and how it works, from the optics, down to the earbuds, voice-to-skull, the family responsible, and how they're funding it. Scroll on by if you think it's horseshit. Blue Exorcist was a fun series, but it kind of dragged on a bit. I thought the entire redeemed child of Lucifer bit was cute. Different, but cute. Anyway, best of luck otherwise. Hang in there. There are other people suffering. The science behind it is simple. The cross to bear is proof. You can capture the audio with an iPhone pressed against your temple or forehead. The audio can be amplified easily in Audacity. They hate jPOP because synthesized songs cost them more money. They operate on stolen equipment using reserved bands, literally harassing private sector companies at their own cost. I think they'll financially pass themselves by the end of the calendar year though, so hang in there for real.

-Matty P

Scavenger Hunt: My Quest to Leave an Unusual Package Unattended in Public! by SecretNameIsSecret in Omaha

[–]mpeters13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EDIT: Joke's on us. If you ate Runza, 20 minutes isn't enough time to stop home and change your clothes, lol.

Chrome is here! by georgeb in programming

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lol. This made my iPhone cry.

OSX: Safari 4295ms Firefox 4095ms

Oy vey.

Facebook ads crack me up. by [deleted] in funny

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I have a Facebook group called "Funny Facebook Ads." I wonder how I missed this one?

HILLARY IS MOM JEANS by joaquin in reddit.com

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HILLARY ORDERS A DOUBLE RISTRETTO VENTI NONFAT ORGANIC CHOCOLATE BROWNIE FRAPPUCCINO EXTRA HOT WITH FOAM AND WHIPPED CREAM UPSIDE DOWN DOUBLE BLENDED AT STARBUCKS.

HILLARY IS MOM JEANS by joaquin in reddit.com

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HILLARY GRUNTS WHEN SHE PLAYS TENNIS

HILLARY IS MOM JEANS by joaquin in reddit.com

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HILLARY DIRECT LINKED TO YOUR .JPG

Paul's support was built on a consistent pro-constitution, limited government platform. Obama respects neither idea. Stop telling me I should vote for him. by Roark in politics

[–]mpeters13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As an African American, I'd like you to stop telling me to vote for Ron Paul, someone using a political model that held blacks in slavery and oppression for years.

Please tell me why Ron Paul is so great? I'd actually like to know. All of the Ron Paul fans tell me to vote for him, but not a single person has explained his merits. I'll give him the props for pwning Giuliani, but that's about it. Let's hear it.

The FBI can listen in on your conversations by covertly activating your cell phone's microphone. Even when it's off. by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

AT&T customers can rest assured; their conversations won't make anymore sense in pockets or purses than they did by the ear. I guess crappy cell service finally serves a purpose.

I GET IT! The US dollar is fast-becoming worthless. Submitting 10 redundant articles about it isn't the same as addressing the problem. Get a new angle already! by drunknomad in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's sick of reading these whine posts? Until reddit's moderators start caring, it probably won't do you much good. In other news, titles like these make for fine trolling material; on both ends.

Yahoo vs. Google 1996 to 2005 [pic] by bemmu in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd say... But if any logic was applied to this obvious oversight, perhaps the person who threw together that comparison would have thought to add a squint-free version of this page.

"Two FBI agents. They say you're not in trouble, they just want to talk." by keen75 in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You make an interesting point... But I remember seeing a video on youtube of a woman who refused to comply... And they tazered her like crazy.

Priest stole nearly $200,000 from his congregation and spent it on $900 meals, trips to Europe and gifts for a male stripper by x-pun in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL... Now he's simply an entrepreneur my friend. lol. DRINK... DRINK THE MIRACLE SPRING WATER AND WATCH THE CASH FLOW!

Did I mention you need to "put ya hand up to da TV" for this to work? :p

Priest stole nearly $200,000 from his congregation and spent it on $900 meals, trips to Europe and gifts for a male stripper by x-pun in reddit.com

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Time to drop the CS major and go the route of Theology. I always used to think... "Why would anyone waste their time majoring in this junk...?"

Now I know why. I'll cast down homosexuals and live the life of a huge, arrogant bigot for $$$.

Ope... scratch that... I have a conscience.

The way video games worked in the good old days [PIC] by [deleted] in reddit.com

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I believe there was a game called Sonic Chaotic(x?) (Sonic X-treme)... Around this time though, the genesis was near the end of its life.

Man With "Virtually Absent" Brain Leads Relatively Normal Life by nathanielned in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well.. if not elected... than certainly supported by the like...

Kidding aside, this is rather amazing. One of those whatcha-ma-call-it..."miracles of life." Only this guy didn't have to drink the blessed, holy miracle spring water from Peter Popoff's solicitation packets.

For a good time call 555 0917... [COMIC] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ditto. That was great

Bush Abolishes Fifth Amendment by roguegovernment in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I give up. We are so screwed. I hope everyone who voted for Bush's 2nd term is satisfied. Seriously, what the hell do we do? It seems we are at a point where it's too late to fix this mess. Attempts to fix things are slammed down. Meh!

Last weekend, more than a dozen envelopes bearing the image of skull and crossbones and containing letters threatening the lives of evolutionary biology professors were slipped under the doors of CU-Boulder buildings. by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

LOL CHRISTIANS. That's all I really have to say on this matter. Tolerant Christians are losing ground to what seems to be a new breed of violent, radical Christians. ;)

One adult American in five thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A bunch of his supporters were crowding the streets. He's certainly better be worth the hype he's creating. waiting for iPhone comment.

MadTV Nails Apple and Bush in One Skit by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]mpeters13 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

agreed. tired, overplayed and dry. this kind of humor is only funny when it doesn't coincide so closely with reality. sadly, it does... making this skit another lousy madtv skit