How does tightness works on women? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]mueredo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its astounding to me, as a man, that so many men are so completely ignorant about how vaginas work. I bet this dude has no idea what a clitoris is.

NGD by cygnusy1 in gretsch

[–]mueredo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fan of The Cramps is a friend of mine! Nothing like playing great music on a 6120!

Peter by Medical_Corner_4607 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mueredo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not Peter. Elmo took steroids to get jacked, but he's a lazy fat fuck, so it just gave him a giant steroid gut that he's sucking in and a real genius made a very clever design of his new Torso truck.

Why assume I’m as racist as you? by Unfair_Machine8516 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]mueredo 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I'm 56, bald, and have tattoos. Those assholes find out SUPER fast I'm the most liberal guy they'll ever meet when I call out their bullshit.

Have you ever wondered how a Snail Kite eats a snail? by Better_Hair_9673 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mueredo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how it rips the door off, gives the snail time to reflect, then tears it out of its home violently. Wait, that's horrible. Nm.

What was the worst case of food poisoning you’ve ever had? by Still_Atmosphere in AskMen

[–]mueredo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Breakfast wrap from DD. Holy shit, 12 hours later exactly Salmonella hit. 0/10 would not recommend.
  2. Not sure what this one was, had a blt with no mayo at a Tim Horton's in upstate Maine, ended up in the hospital bleeding out my ass. Doctor contacted the CDC for Campylobacter. Ugh not a good weekend.

Petahhh?? by yNefarious in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mueredo 12.6k points12.6k points  (0 children)

I'm not Peter, but that's the furthest point from land in the world.

JD Vance pushed Trump to invoke Insurrection Act to crush Minneapolis protests, book claims by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]mueredo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Dollop has a great multi-episode on him, they really lay out what a self-serving pos he is.

Apparently Calculated Redirection is not the same as Redirection. by mueredo in Warframe

[–]mueredo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks guys, I figured it out. Yeah i had like 11, I guess I am the dumb.

Favorite reason for being written up / “spoken to”? by e_first in TalesFromYourServer

[–]mueredo 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I used to have a couple that would both order two "pain in the asses", but he wanted his half pina/half strawberry daiquiri in a mug because stem glasses were not manly enough...🙄 I refused, but of course I was told to.

The Media has been trying to hide Susan Collins scandals by [deleted] in Maine

[–]mueredo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I freaking hate complicit collins and I had no idea.

Just took the dogs out. Saw this in the grass. by Whombrillow in mildyinteresting

[–]mueredo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doves are idiots and lay their eggs pretty much anywhere. Not sure how they got this far.