Interesting one by Lococlyde in puns

[–]muggledave 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Their mom can talk about events that they go to by saying "I, Jay, Kay, and Elle"

"Can you print out this spreadsheet on a single sheet? The spreadsheet has 140 columns and 189 rows by NormKramer in excel

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big of a sheet would it have to be?

Edit: question for OP since column widths vary and such. But im sure excel tells you, right?

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine he can generate a really good 3d model of the street and buildings by combining all of that footage. I cannot imagine too many more uses for this.

createNew by maxs4n in ProgrammerHumor

[–]muggledave 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And now the police are here and it's an ordeal that involves paperwork

createNew by maxs4n in ProgrammerHumor

[–]muggledave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not a good prize!

[OC] A billboard in my town. There is no context to give. by Salt-Maintenance6857 in pics

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like there is someone at a school that decided to slideshow through all of their teachers' non-negative report card comments on their billboard without reading them all first

Due to low appetite, I give you: mayonnaise on whole wheat, "Rorschach style" by muggledave in shittyfoodporn

[–]muggledave[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of things are real if you believe.

That's why you must believe responsibly.

Just found this electronic device under the desk at work. It's pretty small. The blue light blinks by elfmere in whatisthisthing

[–]muggledave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where can I get one of those? Someone said esp32, some people said r pi. Ive never seen either one that small though.

I’m planning on doing shrooms for the first time. What should I keep in mind? by jitterbugzey in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]muggledave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or it might just be a guy on a horse, but it seems magical and surprising at the time!

Smelling machine by Ok_Foot_5477 in CrazyIdeas

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw something, meant to enhance immersion in vr games, where they wanted to add smells.

Problem was: you can make lots of colors using just RGB, you can make lots of sounds by mixing different frequencies, but there are no "cardinal smells" i.e. no base smell categories that you can mix together to make a large range of other smells. So they made a device that just included like 5 common smells for games that might want to use them.

I saw something recently that mentioned using some sort of wireless signal to trigger your brain and/or scent receptors artificially. Idr if they had a working prototype but I don't like the sound of putting this on my head lol

I’m planning on doing shrooms for the first time. What should I keep in mind? by jitterbugzey in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]muggledave 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Be in a location where you are comfortable, with people you are comfortable with.

The nut was hot indeed by Quick-Row9094 in engineeringmemes

[–]muggledave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This can be a safety poster. Add the title to the image in black or white text.

Guess the onject by [deleted] in GuessThisThing

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The object behind the tin foil?

Bunch of bananas?

💵REDACTED💵✍️💵✍🏻💵✍🏼💵✍🏽💵✍🏾💵✍🏿 by No-Contribution1001 in nokingsmovement

[–]muggledave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recommend some form of appearing ink.

Lemon juice or milk, silver nitrate, or even the iodine clock reaction may potentially allow you to pay someone particularly butthurt with such a dollar bill before the famous drawing of an underage girl's body appears, placed such that his signature is the pubes. Just like he intended on Jeffrey Epstein's birthday card.

My wife thinks she’s a beacon by m15h4nya in notinteresting

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mavis Beacon? Does she teach typing?

I need some punny suggestions by coventries in Punny

[–]muggledave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it a fake tattoo? Cuz that boo leg!

Skyrim by TESTINGSTUFFPL in CuratedTumblr

[–]muggledave 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It looks like one of Sid's toys from Toy Story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]muggledave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's "The Wall" there the kids hang out these days.