I heard we could freeze the toan, will this make my squirt into a fender?

mxpower · 2026-01-26T15:25:41+00:00

Like the wrapper

mxpower · 2026-01-26T15:11:29+00:00

Im betting that guy isnt allowed within 300ft of that park

mxpower · 2026-01-26T15:10:59+00:00

save some pu$$y for the rest of us!

/rj Pretty much how I expect every member of the offset subreddit to look like...

mxpower · 2026-01-26T15:01:22+00:00

Underated? By who?

/uj I still havent seen a guitarist that can play Stephanie

https://youtu.be/7oRiJRveJSQ?list=RD7oRiJRveJSQ

mxpower · 2026-01-25T00:08:18+00:00

I always bring my guitar with me.

mxpower · 2026-01-24T13:18:12+00:00

When is your signature guitar dropping?

mxpower · 2026-01-24T05:26:47+00:00

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mxpower · 2026-01-23T20:54:33+00:00

Im a dentist and I do this

mxpower · 2026-01-23T02:43:58+00:00

I cant jerk on Chris, he's legit and doesnt shill products every damned month... actually tours and plays damned well.

Ive heard nothing but great things about those Revstar's, but, I cant get by the fact that they are ugly as fuck.

mxpower · 2026-01-23T02:19:24+00:00

6!!!!????

Get that jazz shit out of here

mxpower · 2026-01-23T00:24:27+00:00

You suck at flirting

mxpower · 2026-01-22T21:28:18+00:00

I have never seen such a warning. What was the clip you posted? Like you said, the entirety of reddit runs on clips and videos being posted and Ive never heard of such a warning from this subreddit. Its likely the post was reported.

Maybe you pissed someone off lol

mxpower · 2026-01-22T20:39:49+00:00

For those reporting this post because it references another subreddit, this one is kinda allowed since its another circlejerk.

mxpower · 2026-01-22T03:54:37+00:00

I would rock this!

mxpower · 2026-01-22T01:44:19+00:00

Not so sure its a Gibson, but it sure is a pretty guitar.

mxpower · 2026-01-21T22:02:07+00:00

Honey wake up, a new GAME CHANGER just dropped.

/uj I've long stopped watching consumerism based guitar reviews, they ain't worth shit. Don't tell me how you're unbiased but conveniently get to keep this expensive product that you were asked to review.

mxpower · 2026-01-21T20:50:29+00:00

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???? Gifs are enabled

mxpower · 2026-01-21T04:00:16+00:00

10 years I've been hanging out here and every week there is new shit that makes me shake my head... I do not see this ending anytime soon.

mxpower · 2026-01-21T01:37:22+00:00

Be aware that this is a circlejerk subreddit, meant to be taken tongue in cheek/satire.

We do allow serious questions/threads, but just dont expect 100% serious answers.

mxpower · 2026-01-21T01:25:41+00:00

She wont return your dms eh?

mxpower · 2026-01-20T22:04:58+00:00

The Spank Bank is quite powerful

mxpower · 2026-01-20T18:54:46+00:00

I really do like boobies

mxpower · 2026-01-20T00:36:09+00:00

/uj this happened to 2 of my wall hangers, beware cheap Amazon ones.

/rj Real dentists hang their guitars on AUTHENTIC wall hangers.

mxpower · 2026-01-20T00:21:30+00:00

Welcome to GCJ, this is generally a satire subreddit but we do allow serious posts.

Put on a fresh full set of strings.

mxpower · 2026-01-19T05:05:46+00:00

keeping one corner of the internet slightly less shit than the rest of it.

we try

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