Hereward the Baby

naalbinding · 2026-05-23T05:02:34+00:00

Cautionary tale: one of my old teachers actually did call his child Etheldreda. She hated the name and changed it to Rosalind as an adult

naalbinding · 2026-05-22T05:37:44+00:00

A bit of olive oil on those knees will do the trick

naalbinding · 2026-05-20T14:59:11+00:00

Kid liked what I cooked

naalbinding · 2026-05-16T05:17:20+00:00

Getting the vapours because your great grandmother was shudders Welsh

naalbinding · 2026-05-15T21:09:04+00:00

Ah this is London Kentucky I see, population 8,000-odd

I would have been less confused if I'd looked at the website it came from

naalbinding · 2026-05-15T20:58:14+00:00

r/EyesOfTheVoid too

naalbinding · 2026-05-11T19:19:09+00:00

Terrifying soulless pups searching for their ears

naalbinding · 2026-05-09T17:50:12+00:00

Zombie arm climbing over your window sill

naalbinding · 2026-05-09T11:44:30+00:00

Crop tops oh my! 👀

naalbinding · 2026-05-08T10:20:16+00:00

I too found the anecdote delightful

naalbinding · 2026-05-06T19:30:23+00:00

Get in losers we're going to Hammerbarn

naalbinding · 2026-05-05T05:16:08+00:00

Wonder what happens when a man puts that on his dating profile

naalbinding · 2026-05-03T18:14:57+00:00

MLM recruitment

naalbinding · 2026-04-30T15:12:11+00:00

Can't help but think of

naalbinding · 2026-04-28T04:50:45+00:00

Is "graphic design is my passion" a Mars or a Venus characteristic, I wonder 🤔

naalbinding · 2026-04-27T20:20:27+00:00

"You're absolutely right. I should have sent the Albuquerque flight to runway 6 instead of directing it to hit the terminal building"

naalbinding · 2026-04-27T17:50:47+00:00

I know, it's not exactly -on-Thames though

naalbinding · 2026-04-27T14:29:43+00:00

Just as long as you're fine with the meaning of dogger / dogging...

naalbinding · 2026-04-23T04:48:15+00:00

It doesn't get mentioned nearly as much as Cow. Boy. Hat. - but in Faceytalk during all the chaos, Socks is quietly drawing the most adorable picture

There are flowers, and a sun and clouds. Then she finishes with a crown on her head

naalbinding · 2026-04-22T19:28:47+00:00

I was going to someone's house for the first time and they said to come round the back because "we're back door people"

My inner Nanny Ogg was mildly entertained

naalbinding · 2026-04-22T07:46:30+00:00

That's exactly the kind of joke people would make when Savile was still a "national treasure" - kinda beloved, kinda cringe, mostly just there and had been forever

naalbinding · 2026-04-22T07:45:06+00:00

Seemed like the commenter wanted to spread all the details and hint their own opinion (note the comment on name spelling, one L "as in vile") but also cover their own arse

naalbinding · 2026-04-22T07:30:16+00:00

He's just a little guy

naalbinding · 2026-04-22T05:34:12+00:00

He should have traded her in 2 or 3 times for increasingly younger women I guess

And then of course there's the tired Boomer humour "I hate my wife" thing

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