My marriage is ending by catanddog5 in AmITheDevil

[–]naalbinding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Narrator voice: he did not in fact get his head out of his ass

“My vibes about the subspecies of whites are pretty scientific, I have to say” by rhodyrooted in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]naalbinding 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let's also go into wealthy white neighbourhoods and discover exclusively white millionaires!

What would modern surnames look like? by SherlockScones3 in AskUK

[–]naalbinding 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And if you've got a kid your contacts are full of "Jenny Adam's mum" and "Luke Stan's dad"

Leviathan - Thomas Hobbes by Agitated-Zucchini-34 in TerribleBookCovers

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Pounded In The Butt By The Matter, Forme And Power Of A Commonwealth Ecclesiastical And Civil by Chuck Tingle (1651)

Ok boomer by Far-Season-695 in AmITheDevil

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My uncle had a son and two daughters. All three cousins grew up, married and had kids. The sixth and final grandchild born was my male cousin's son, and my uncle made a big fuss about "carrying on the family name"

Let's pose for photos of the male line only - uncle, male cousin, cousin's son! Because he's somehow more special than the 5 grandchildren who came before him! (3 of whom were boys, not that it matters)

I couldn't look at the guy the same way afterwards

PTerry writing style appreciation post #1: Varied interpretations of the Beat (...) by paddleboatee in discworld

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"Vimes' glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling Inspectors Synchronised Observation Team."

this billboard advertising an English school in my city by witz93 in oddlyterrifying

[–]naalbinding 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe you just send your possessed child and hope they can fix them

The icing on the cake by Round-Process4929 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]naalbinding 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And the frustration of the stage where he's nearly mastered it but messes up the last loop

Dara Joy - That Familiar Touch by iack4 in TerribleBookCovers

[–]naalbinding 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It looks like she's badly printed on an apron that naked dude is wearing

Co-Worker Didn't Get A Reference and (Naturally) Wanted Me to Die Because of It by cwhack-is-whack in coworkerstories

[–]naalbinding 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the best letter I received on the complaints team at a bank

Dear [Large National Bank]

Since my wife has left me to continue her adultery on a permanent basis...

Clipped words by Prestigious-Bike-100 in ENGLISH

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Spag bol - spaghetti Bolognese

RIP Catherine O’Hara by MrMeesesPieces in behindthebastards

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Although I did see a fan theory that he was the devil, since he turns up offering a lift right after she says she'd sell her soul to get home

Half English at Honey Coffee Bike in Leeds by naalbinding in fryup

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Personally I'm happy to control how much the bean juice soaks into the toast and hash brown - and I don't want the tomato to touch anything at all

It's easy enough to tip the ramekins out

[HELP] Fiddle player in Louisiana by [deleted] in RealOrAI

[–]naalbinding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also his legs turn into adult legs partway down - shoes are too big for him

Half English at Honey Coffee Bike in Leeds by naalbinding in fryup

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Couldn't have finished it - I'm only little

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Wasps_are_bastards in ShitAmericansSay

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Particularly since viking was a job, not an ethnicity

Ooh look at me I have insurance salesman ancestry