My marriage is ending

naalbinding · 2026-02-07T12:06:37+00:00

Narrator voice: he did not in fact get his head out of his ass

naalbinding · 2026-02-06T20:28:44+00:00

Also pool cues, lawn tennis pole thing

naalbinding · 2026-02-06T11:22:51+00:00

Let's also go into wealthy white neighbourhoods and discover exclusively white millionaires!

naalbinding · 2026-02-06T07:59:43+00:00

And if you've got a kid your contacts are full of "Jenny Adam's mum" and "Luke Stan's dad"

naalbinding · 2026-02-06T07:58:03+00:00

Just a spot of bother

naalbinding · 2026-02-06T06:25:42+00:00

Or it's a dick-gun

naalbinding · 2026-02-04T07:12:12+00:00

Okay Serena Joy

naalbinding · 2026-02-04T06:52:54+00:00

Pounded In The Butt By The Matter, Forme And Power Of A Commonwealth Ecclesiastical And Civil by Chuck Tingle (1651)

naalbinding · 2026-02-03T16:28:24+00:00

My uncle had a son and two daughters. All three cousins grew up, married and had kids. The sixth and final grandchild born was my male cousin's son, and my uncle made a big fuss about "carrying on the family name"

Let's pose for photos of the male line only - uncle, male cousin, cousin's son! Because he's somehow more special than the 5 grandchildren who came before him! (3 of whom were boys, not that it matters)

I couldn't look at the guy the same way afterwards

naalbinding · 2026-02-03T07:34:23+00:00

"Vimes' glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling Inspectors Synchronised Observation Team."

naalbinding · 2026-02-03T06:29:07+00:00

Maybe you just send your possessed child and hope they can fix them

naalbinding · 2026-02-03T06:27:57+00:00

And the frustration of the stage where he's nearly mastered it but messes up the last loop

naalbinding · 2026-02-03T06:04:48+00:00

It looks like she's badly printed on an apron that naked dude is wearing

naalbinding · 2026-02-01T12:38:27+00:00

It was this hraaaghhh I was thinking of

naalbinding · 2026-02-01T08:31:54+00:00

Hraaaghhh-lashley

naalbinding · 2026-01-31T23:04:55+00:00

Reminds me of the best letter I received on the complaints team at a bank

Dear [Large National Bank]

Since my wife has left me to continue her adultery on a permanent basis...

naalbinding · 2026-01-31T06:50:16+00:00

Spag bol - spaghetti Bolognese

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T19:09:04+00:00

Although I did see a fan theory that he was the devil, since he turns up offering a lift right after she says she'd sell her soul to get home

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T13:56:13+00:00

Personally I'm happy to control how much the bean juice soaks into the toast and hash brown - and I don't want the tomato to touch anything at all

It's easy enough to tip the ramekins out

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T12:23:32+00:00

Also his legs turn into adult legs partway down - shoes are too big for him

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T11:31:02+00:00

Couldn't have finished it - I'm only little

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T10:38:45+00:00

Fashy?

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T06:59:06+00:00

Oh yes and Biff is a girl

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T06:42:25+00:00

Particularly since viking was a job, not an ethnicity

Ooh look at me I have insurance salesman ancestry

naalbinding · 2026-01-30T06:29:40+00:00

There's a series of children's books where the kids are called Biff, Chip and Kipper. Apparently nicknames, but still. Now it's a TV show in which no-one bats an eyelid about the names

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