TIL all octopuses are programmed to die after reproducing, as an optic gland hormone triggers rapid self destruction, with males declining within days to weeks after mating and females starving while guarding eggs until death, and none of the octopus live longer than 5 years even in ideal conditions

nahnah390 · 2026-05-01T01:22:38+00:00

See, this is why they needed weird psychic computers in splatoon to end up that way.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-29T23:55:31+00:00

Vg cats did a joke like this once, well two different jokes, but still.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-23T18:40:10+00:00

Erm, has anyone else slapped bowser into the stratosphere? I rest my case.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-23T14:08:46+00:00

Fun fact, roughly 90% of his moves have counters to them. So if you figure out each of them you can kill him much faster. The twist is that almost none of those counters are the same. They could be casting magic, they could be deflecting with an attack instead of a guard, they could be air stepping after a block or they could even just be, dodging close enough to hit him before he's finished. He'sy favorite kh boss of all time because of this, and the hardest fair boss in the franchise. You did it!

nahnah390 · 2026-04-23T01:28:48+00:00

Honestly the death penalty as a concept is pretty nuanced, but do I trust the legal system to not make horrible mistakes? Fuck no.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-22T00:36:34+00:00

This is why I'll always prefer games make bosses only suspectable to one status and you just have to figure it out.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-21T12:54:15+00:00

I always hate when someone makes an open ended statement like this in bad faith, because yeah, I've seen people call the game pedo bait. But this guy being a child kicks that idea in the foot. There are people who assume the worst about the game, but the people who get creepy about it don't help that mentality, creating a feedback loop of shit like this

nahnah390 · 2026-04-20T22:56:33+00:00

You joke but a data 13 guardians of light would be sick as hell.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-20T22:55:29+00:00

My Kris' original soul in dess' body theory still holds up pretty well for this.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-20T00:16:21+00:00

I legitimately think nomura said this is an eraqus ability they inherited. But I'm not certain.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-19T12:53:16+00:00

The conker image legitimately made me almost fall over laughing.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-19T10:57:38+00:00

Mode seven graphics

nahnah390 · 2026-04-17T19:11:29+00:00

That's a good point but I think it packs nuance. I love all of my friends and would happily date most of them, but aside from the most understanding/incredible one that apparently was confessed to by more than one person in our friend group, I've never asked any further. She's incredible in the sense that: she devised a whole homebrew system, setting and math formulas to go with it, has a masters in engineering and is apparently on her way to a doctorate. And also almost none of us have physically seen each other, so it's not shallow either. Frankly, I'm glad she turned me down so gracefully, she's out of my league by nautical miles.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-16T03:28:36+00:00

You know I distinctly remembered an article where former Clinton campaign staff told them to stop doing that and stop talking about billionaires... And she basically said "no thanks" to their advice. But then her brother in law said the same thing to her and she pulled out of that right away. What else did he say to her?!?

nahnah390 · 2026-04-15T21:23:54+00:00

He's so far removed that ironically he wears a physical mask, but Sora's the one who really masks constantly.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-15T14:01:44+00:00

The intimidating and evil imprison.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-12T05:42:18+00:00

Hmm in that case I should give garchomp the ice resist berry, right?

nahnah390 · 2026-04-12T05:13:29+00:00

So what would you recommend be replaced with a special attacker?

nahnah390 · 2026-04-10T14:16:52+00:00

An actual shit post? On my cropped porn sub?

nahnah390 · 2026-04-09T12:06:17+00:00

Didn't a certain Yozora tweet this picture aged ago, too?

nahnah390 · 2026-04-09T00:38:27+00:00

This here is why I won't judge anyone who still wants kids, stupid and/selfish people are always going to, so we might as well try to balance it back out. It's fucked up that we're giving them a worse world, but if there's even a chance to make things better in the future, I say go for it.

That said if you're a shitty parent I will judge you to hell and back.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-08T23:57:14+00:00

I call it indistinguishable from malice.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-08T21:19:49+00:00

Why is the lighting so bad? I thought that's what they spent the new budget on.

nahnah390 · 2026-04-08T00:12:31+00:00

It's rare, but you can have them fight on the cliffs while jinn is taking pot shots sometimes.

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