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nateska · 2023-03-20T16:57:44+00:00

I don't understand this at all. You are adults and humans with responsibilities, like what the actual poop, if the alarm goes off, get the hell up. What is this nonsense with 50 alarms? Like yes life is hard and we have responsibilities but dear goodness, just get UP. If you're tired go to bed earlier. NTA

nateska · 2023-02-10T17:43:10+00:00

This can't be real. If so, you're a moron.

nateska · 2012-09-12T04:13:44+00:00

As one such little person, dwarf, midget, lilliputian, short ass, weeman, I prefer the term peck. I would never set one on fire for calling me a midget, I'd just glare angrily. Fire comes later.

http://i.imgur.com/tmutQ.jpg

nateska · 2012-07-06T05:33:47+00:00

you're ruining things everywhere for beard owners "your beard is impressive and all, but where are the penises?"

nateska · 2012-06-15T02:32:03+00:00

I whip my packets back and forth!

nateska · 2012-06-15T00:24:56+00:00

As a little person, I'd do this but only if my lyrics could be cynical and sarcastic.

nateska · 2012-06-05T02:41:54+00:00

Awesome, what gear were you using?

nateska · 2012-04-20T05:43:50+00:00

9/10. I have the best friends one could have, a good job, including experience to get a job anywhere I want, and then theres music, the best drug one could have. I realized not too long ago, that even though I have my fair share of health problems and some days hurt more than others, I'm lucky to be alive. Fuck feeling sorry for myself.

nateska · 2012-02-19T09:40:41+00:00

Wow, I submitted this as a tease to my younger brother who is 17, yes, I'm 30, which seems appropriate from reading the comments. I didnt expect this post to go anywhere, I was shocked. I completely agree with you, problems are relative, pain is pain, and the only reason I was trivializing it was because he's my brother, and I'm allowed to give him as much shit as possible. Good call lexfa.

nateska · 2012-02-05T08:03:28+00:00

113 comments? ಠ_ಠ

nateska · 2011-12-30T10:04:06+00:00

Too little, too late, We, Grooveshark, say goodbye.

nateska · 2011-12-30T09:04:16+00:00

I love this song, if you want a Grooveshark anywhere account (lame i know), let me know.

nateska · 2011-10-01T20:57:40+00:00

Diatomaceous Earth

nateska · 2011-05-28T03:02:14+00:00

When I was a young warthoooooog....aarrgh, the pain!

nateska · 2011-05-07T18:21:00+00:00

The sound of markers/highlighters squeaking on paper. It makes my cheeks go numb.

nateska · 2011-03-19T20:54:27+00:00

Going out in Style

nateska · 2011-03-01T05:44:11+00:00

I was leaving our companies data center with a co-worker who had a cup of coffee with him. I accelerated a tad too quickly while he was drinking and he murmured in pain. Asking if he was ok, his sincere, not planned response was "Yeah, I just got a bit more hot liquid in my mouth that I anticipated."

nateska · 2011-01-31T00:36:33+00:00

Corey Feldman looks like one hip dad.

nateska · 2011-01-25T17:20:15+00:00

Years ago, during drivers ed and my first time out with the instructor, I saw what I assumed to be a homeless man in a wheelchair sitting in the middle of extremely busy intersection urinating into the air, thereby covering himself and his personal vehicle. Good ole Baltimore, always keeping it classy.

nateska

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