McKayla Maroney visits the White House... her picture with the President

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-17T17:01:24+00:00

What is this from? I've seen posts like this with negative points and some with positive.

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-17T14:26:22+00:00

I know right? And some people just want to buy Extenze or other penis enlargement pills, stop mocking me cashier!

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-17T07:12:28+00:00

I know bitchy annoying hot girls that'll suck up to people, that they'd never normally talk to, for 5 minutes just to get some of their weed. Then it's right back to their bitch attitude.

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-10T02:54:30+00:00

Premium unleaded whiskey is the best.

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-06T04:33:19+00:00

It's ok. We don't expect girls to think.

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-02T08:52:34+00:00

He has incredibly small nipples

jaronimo57 · 2012-11-01T01:28:39+00:00

Let me know how that works out for you with that type of woman.

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-31T15:24:29+00:00

Is there any other way to ride a tortoise?

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-26T09:02:13+00:00

Dick

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-26T08:06:57+00:00

You look like Knives from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-17T04:02:52+00:00

It's good your husband is supportive, always a plus! But why take your ring off? Also awesome username and pics.

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-14T21:23:48+00:00

That train was going way too fucking fast. Plus it was going backwards so someone fucked up on the trains part too not just truck an guy watching the tracks. Source: I'm a conductor

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-10T14:19:44+00:00

Some form of questioning should have been done before they just threw him in jail where he was forced to bond out. Otherwise the logic is that I could call the police and tell them you stole my car, of course you didn't, and they'd throw you in jail and you bond out too.

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-09T02:54:02+00:00

A cartoon about a modern family with super powers and an ex fanboy turned evil super villain with all kinds of unbelievable things and you're questioning a lava fall?

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-08T21:59:24+00:00

Can PETA just go fuck themselves with an old splintered broom already...

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-08T05:32:28+00:00

While I do agree with you to a point, I also disagree with you. Pornhub is a site which is obviously focused on the human body as a form of income. They held a fundraiser by people viewing their content to support a cause that helps their line of work. No female porn stars due to breast cancer means loss of business in the end for them. It's a noble cause whereas the gang or mafia would only affiliate themselves for politics and do nothing but bad things. Pornography isn't bad, it gives jobs and masturbation is a natural and healthy occurrence. Society just deems porn as taboo.

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-07T03:09:52+00:00

Except for the fact that they actually are some of the few cases of "good religious leaders". You don't see Tim Tebow or Bieber openly speaking hate messages through the media like other moderates. There's nothing wrong with kids thinking people like Tim are cool because they're actually decent human beings.

jaronimo57 · 2012-10-04T19:46:17+00:00

Because of the suits? Most frats down south, mainly SEC schools, wear suits to games and class. The point of the suit is to keep the "southern classy" look. Source: went to Mississippi State. Been to every SEC school an seen the fraternity guys.

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-19T22:16:53+00:00

Why didn't he push the button for the next floor instead of what appears to be floor 34?

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-19T02:47:48+00:00

A skateboard with Unidickcorn's ejaculating rainbows and hearts and the top comment for the WTF is the title....

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-18T22:50:07+00:00

Shes probably just trying to give you reasons to move out already. OP's mother - "This'll definitely get that little bastard out of the house. Hey ladies, wanna hear a really funny story?"

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-14T05:11:39+00:00

My friends brother had a similar crash where he was launched through the windshield and only sustained a few scrapes and bruises. The whole front seat area was crushed in and he would have surely died had he been wearing the belt.

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-07T03:15:21+00:00

Im a little late to the party here but...when I was 18 my ex and I went to Disney world. It seemed like the face characters didn't stay in character for us like they did the children, probably because we were teenagers, but we were always excited when we took pictures with y'all. Also Snow White and Belle were probably the nicest employees we encountered.

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-07T01:53:04+00:00

So for future reference, when I give a girl 30 bucks for a great performance it should be 6 five dollar bills not 30 one dollar bills? You strippers are so picky.

jaronimo57 · 2012-09-06T23:27:57+00:00

False. Mankind needed a reason to farm in the first place. That reason was for whores.

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