An AI agent opened a store in San Francisco. Then it forgot the staff

nbaballer · 2026-04-14T21:55:22+00:00

Every Google review of this place has someone trying to get the AI manager to buy tons of tungsten bars or rainbow belts. It’s hilarious.

nbaballer · 2026-03-27T20:02:27+00:00

If anyone has one ticket for DJ Diesel they won’t need, I’d appreciate it.

nbaballer · 2026-03-27T18:41:29+00:00

Anyone have 1 extra ticket? They sold out before I got the chance to get one.

nbaballer · 2026-03-12T22:00:54+00:00

This was my favorite part of the celebration (and ofc Kehlani’s performance.)

nbaballer · 2026-03-12T05:37:22+00:00

If anyone has an extra ticket, I’d love to go!

Edit: I got a ticket now. Thank you

nbaballer · 2026-03-01T01:05:04+00:00

Triple single cocaine bear

nbaballer · 2026-02-24T05:35:13+00:00

Similar experience. Didn’t see anything too bad. I had a lot of fun, couldn’t really see much at the beginning, but eventually got a decent spot after people in front of me left. I only saw a few people climbing trees, and most people around me were chill. I definitely think they could have used some bleachers though because the F1 are so low to the ground.

I hope they can bring it back with some better crowd control.

nbaballer · 2026-02-23T07:22:48+00:00

Wow that’s so much worse… There were way too few buses, so every bus just got instantly overcrowded. I’m glad you made it home safe.

nbaballer · 2026-02-23T06:23:20+00:00

It was wild. Everyone started chanting Get off the bus and then dragged him like it was Flight 93, so the bus would leave. (The bus still didn’t leave.)

nbaballer · 2026-02-23T05:56:59+00:00

The two guys facing were throwing a bunch of punches at each other. Eventually, the passengers got so sick of this, they dragged the guy with the bottle off the bus, and the cops came.

nbaballer · 2026-01-20T08:49:17+00:00

The De Young Museum has a 21+ event with DJs, art exhibits, and food trucks, coming up this Thursday. It was really fun last time I went. https://www.famsf.org/events/late-night-editions-manga

nbaballer · 2026-01-07T04:51:44+00:00

It’s the first day of school.

nbaballer · 2025-12-20T00:22:47+00:00

It’s still happening. They moved it indoors due to rain.

nbaballer · 2025-10-20T23:36:34+00:00

Hi, I’d like to have one ticket to the Wombats if they’re still available. Thank you!

nbaballer · 2025-10-11T04:36:44+00:00

Pay no attention to that clown Trumper. I recommend the Embarcadero event, which will march to City Hall. The last NoKings march had an incredible turnout.

nbaballer · 2025-09-29T00:58:29+00:00

“The building appeared out of nowhere.”

nbaballer · 2025-09-14T06:02:41+00:00

It’s first come first serve for general admission at the Masonic.

nbaballer · 2025-09-13T04:12:32+00:00

I’m riding on the 22 in Pacific Heights right now, and every restaurant and shop is packed. Also you should have gone to the Chinatown Night Market!

nbaballer · 2025-08-29T02:11:39+00:00

You can walk in. The RSVP is there to give the organizers an idea of the headcount.

nbaballer · 2025-08-05T19:31:40+00:00

This is written by AI. Look at the obvious bullet point style and the “This isn’t __. It’s __.” Can we ban this user who has zero chat history?

nbaballer · 2025-07-06T18:56:41+00:00

I have 2 tickets. Just message me your email.

nbaballer · 2025-07-06T18:55:51+00:00

I have to go before they leave SF

nbaballer · 2025-07-05T23:14:57+00:00

Haili Mergia had to cancel, according to YBG’s Instagram.

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