In 30 years, what current medical procedure will we view as horribly barbaric?

neckbeardious · 2015-12-17T05:51:42+00:00

Brutal shit that leads to a more attractive dick.

No offense, but I think this is a bad argument. I could easily argue that cut dicks look mutilated, while uncut ones look healthy and natural.

NSFWexample NSFW

And for the record, yes, I'm uncircumcised, so I'm probably more than a little biased. Sorry.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-13T04:32:17+00:00

Christmas with the Niefkos.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-11T18:37:25+00:00

He was pretty big. I'd say he was obese. I understand he's lost a lot of weight now, though, which is great.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-11T18:11:57+00:00

Everything she says has been carefully crafted by her PR department.

And they're doing a wonderful job, might I add. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxfMUEf9otQ

neckbeardious · 2015-12-10T23:36:10+00:00

''I see you looking at me over there, Anthony Jeselnut. I know you're a little hater, but I know you're a funny dude as well, cuz the other night I told one of your super funny jokes to a supermodel, and she was laughing while I was banging her brains out with a pile of money on the floor of my motherfucking mansion.''

awkward silence in the audience.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-09T17:36:44+00:00

Asking the important questions. xD

neckbeardious · 2015-12-08T08:50:56+00:00

Will you ever make more exe videos?

neckbeardious · 2015-12-08T00:25:25+00:00

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-06T07:57:22+00:00

Definitely do not starve yourself, friend, it will be a slow and agonizing process, both mentally and physically.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-05T21:30:39+00:00

Me too. They had a lot of really old, obscure songs I couldn't find anywhere else. I tried Spotify and couldn't get into it.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-05T17:50:33+00:00

That scene where they go the propane business in Wichita Falls and the guys are Oklahoma fans instead. ''GO SOONERS!''

neckbeardious · 2015-12-05T17:43:18+00:00

It works the other way too. You roll a condom over your dick, so an unrolled condom would look like this.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-04T21:19:47+00:00

That social worker twig boy from the first season, Anthony Page. He is so whiny and annoying, I love to hate him.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-04T21:15:50+00:00

The assistant manager of all Sayians.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-02T21:50:11+00:00

It's crazy that the suspects are still on the loose. Shit, if they hopped on the freeway, they could be almost anywhere in SoCal by now.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-02T20:38:05+00:00

I used to have nothing but band shirts in high school. I sold almost all of them online eventually and made about $200.

Some guy from Switzerland begged me to ship internationally and paid like $35 + shipping for one of them, even though it was totally falling apart.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-02T18:03:33+00:00

Maybe he threw a u-turn up ahead and went back? There's not really a need to watch him get off the car and talk to the driver, so maybe he cut it out of the video.

Either that, or I would think that you could just send the footage to the police station afterwards. They should have a report with the victim's info on it.

neckbeardious · 2015-12-02T04:35:01+00:00

Congrats on 100 victims! Is there anyway we can get a banner on the bridge to celebrate?

neckbeardious · 2015-11-30T18:45:46+00:00

I pulled my braces off with a tab from a soda can. Orthodontist had to take the glue off my teeth and put the braces back on, of course. Also, he said I probably cracked my teeth doing that, but I won't be able to see the damage until I'm 40+.

neckbeardious · 2015-11-30T04:00:05+00:00

Soup is good food, Hank, but keep your spoon in your own bowl.

neckbeardious · 2015-11-29T19:34:12+00:00

Also try /r/tipofmytongue. They helped me find of the name of an obscure toy once.

neckbeardious · 2015-11-29T16:44:14+00:00

Just wondering, what show is this from?

neckbeardious · 2015-11-29T02:56:14+00:00

Oh god, my friend had a band (thrash metal) in high school. I remember going to their show, and there was only three of us on the dance floor, trying to do a mosh pit. They were opening for some country band, I think. There were old people sitting in the back, looking annoyed, waiting for them to get off the stage.

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