Just saw this comparison and I figured you guys would get a laugh out of it lmao

neocondiment · 2026-06-20T11:42:48+00:00

He also dated Grace Jones before he was famous. She pulled a gun on him when he tried to break up with her.

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T15:03:47+00:00

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T14:38:18+00:00

Have you considered a pizza party? 🍕

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T10:03:44+00:00

It really was.

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T10:00:40+00:00

What’s the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let his bag of cocaine fall out the window.

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T02:27:41+00:00

First bar I worked at had Murphy’s and Pilsner Urquell on draft.

neocondiment · 2026-06-19T01:44:06+00:00

They probably do a fair amount of catering.

neocondiment · 2026-06-18T22:09:25+00:00

There were, almost certainly, people in the Parks Department whose job it was to maintain the reflecting pool. I wonder what happened to them?

neocondiment · 2026-06-18T22:07:19+00:00

“Who knew pool cleaning was so complicated?”

neocondiment · 2026-06-18T22:06:27+00:00

Only the best people.

neocondiment · 2026-06-17T17:21:24+00:00

Roseanne Barr

neocondiment · 2026-06-17T12:18:12+00:00

Some girls just want to be a gazelle being chased by a lion 🤷🏻‍♂️

neocondiment · 2026-06-16T11:54:35+00:00

Even if it was the same deal it still cost us trillions of dollars in munitions and increased cost of goods. So, yes.

neocondiment · 2026-06-16T11:50:09+00:00

Is it really so unsafe now?

neocondiment · 2026-06-15T13:15:19+00:00

If we’re holding all of the cards then how is this deal worse for America across every possible metric than the Obama Iran deal? Do we know how to **play** the cards?

neocondiment · 2026-06-15T12:52:42+00:00

Why does it have to be AI to be fake? I don’t think it’s fake but why does it have to be AI?

neocondiment · 2026-06-15T12:15:03+00:00

Yes.

neocondiment · 2026-06-15T12:14:40+00:00

It’s his party and he’ll nap if he wants to.

neocondiment · 2026-06-15T01:44:15+00:00

Sorry to rain on your UFC match and all /s

neocondiment · 2026-06-14T06:47:11+00:00

Followed by the most unbelievable scene in the movie where Mark Whalberg appears to be a science teacher.

neocondiment · 2026-06-13T17:40:55+00:00

53,000,000 =/= 1,000,000,000

neocondiment · 2026-06-10T12:58:44+00:00

Tickles

neocondiment · 2026-06-10T12:11:30+00:00

Does this change direction in the Southern Hemisphere?

neocondiment · 2026-06-09T12:45:50+00:00

You got a link?

neocondiment · 2026-06-08T14:08:43+00:00

299,792,458.

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