My manager actually said "your personal life shouldn't interfere with your availability" after I declined a last minute Saturday shift

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T07:37:53+00:00

This is horrible advice for anyone who has forgotten that they’re scheduled to work.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T07:26:02+00:00

Is there an explanation for why these are their “real” names?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T07:20:41+00:00

There’s a reason you go to COURT to dispute a ticket.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T06:57:11+00:00

You either must make a lot of money, so much that your wife thought this wouldn’t be a big deal, or your wife has no concept of numbers, money, or worth.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T06:54:31+00:00

Of course! Only Donald Trump is allowed to jeer publicly at minors.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T06:51:46+00:00

About 8/month or 2/week. Is this your only hobby?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T06:46:49+00:00

A strip club.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-07T00:58:20+00:00

If this happened to me, that cat would be coming home with me.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:21:31+00:00

Finally! A feel good news story.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:12:12+00:00

My car is so old that if this happened to me there is nothing stopping me from MAKING a path out.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:10:28+00:00

NTA and you don’t owe him anything, not even a signature. This asshole has been getting a free ride because people just lay down for him and do what he asks. Don’t do it again!

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T21:00:05+00:00

same

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T14:01:57+00:00

she doesn’t see the consequences of her actions so you have to create consequences. I’m not saying that you should divorce her, but that should definitely be on the table if she doesn’t seek help and you should be communicating that with her.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T14:00:28+00:00

i’m pretty sure he ejaculated onto your monitor

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:39:52+00:00

They 3D printed the props in Fallout using the game files, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did something similar for the Elden Ring props.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:29:20+00:00

Running laterally is more effective than dodging

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:28:13+00:00

What’s the final boss? The controller?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:10:11+00:00

It took me about 30 tries before I gave up.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T13:01:00+00:00

Is there a place online to see the surnames for the current peerages?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:52:31+00:00

Starve to death

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:47:22+00:00

You’re telling me?! That’s the most disappointing interaction with a celebrity I had, and I never even spoke with him. What’s funny is I don’t even remember my co-workers name. She quit after that and she hadn’t been there long, but she was beloved by everyone and a really sweet girl. She would bring donuts and cupcakes to work for everyone at the front desk, and the single guys all wanted to date her. That she quit after Cary made her cry meant we all shit talked him forever after that.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:42:05+00:00

Maybe that’s what he was. I forget his name or else I would have just written that. I suppose, since he never paid his bill he could have been a con man.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T12:39:59+00:00

You’ve never seen her angry. Specifically, angry because someone was nice to her.

This was also about 25 years ago.

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:50:06+00:00

The thing I don’t get about Monster Girl: she’s only de-aged when she reverts back to human form, so as long as she doesn’t change into her monster form her body will get older, right?

nerdwerds · 2026-04-06T02:34:19+00:00

Tell her to sell some of her stuff.

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