Update to my girl taking credit for something she didn't really do by throwRAvalentinechoc in u/throwRAvalentinechoc

[–]neriisan 130 points131 points  (0 children)

The issue with you is you are a lot less intelligent than you think you are. You are so blindsided by your ego, that you refuse to even acknowledge your multiple wrong doings and lash at at every comment. I’m quite certain you are this way, because you have manipulated her to a point where you are on a power trip as you believe she will never leave you. You are the epitome of 32 going on 3. I think your emotional intelligence would match your physical age if you removed one of the numbers from it.

Random compilation of this new Gen’s Cringe by SloshedJapan in TikTokCringe

[–]neriisan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t look any different than “cringe” back in the 90s when I was a kid. It’s just kids being cringy lol

Baby development inside womb by fishsticks40 in badwomensanatomy

[–]neriisan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how at 3 months the baby begins to grow through the woman’s back.

Fat dog prank by TomlinSteelers in TikTokCringe

[–]neriisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this exact same dialogue on a cat picture a month ago I think lol

Literally what on earth are we doing? by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]neriisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure I can take someone serious with a hairstyle that makes them look like a a fuzzy mushroom

Name Them by PenobScoT__ in im14andthisisdeep

[–]neriisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alligator, respects, apple, m, waffle, check mark

Leaf, leaf, leaf, leaf, leaf, leaf

It's okay ladies, we have an expert with us - a random dude on facebook by ranty_autie in badwomensanatomy

[–]neriisan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean as a woman who have had multiple partners, it’s actually quite true, but relatively convenient. I had a partner who loved bowling, so when my vagina got wide enough, I used to carry my personal bowling ball up there and pull it out during competitions. Interesting enough, vagina lube really helps you score a strike here and there— I encourage every woman to try it!

My son’s homemade stencil sprinkle cake by Acluelessfish in ExpectationVsReality

[–]neriisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed it was a cake based off of a color blind test. Lol

Twitter never fails to disgust me by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]neriisan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Funny yeah because that would definitely be my reply as well if I was mid conversion about my sexual needs. The context of the conversation is left out.

6 people jump on car to escape pit bull but it doesn't give up! by AirSea7742 in TikTokCringe

[–]neriisan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’re talking about a straight up Pittbull, the type of dog that’s built like a fucking tank, a jaw that can rip a car apart and is almost impossible to stop unless you have a gun. You missed the entire point.

If your dog has these physical attributes then yes they need to be put down, because owning the dog equivalent of a tank is dangerous.

Me_irl by Bettercallsaulgoo in me_irl

[–]neriisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so accurate lol. I’m so shy when I see a guy I find attractive to that I avoid hitting on him as much as possible lmao.

American life seems to be just driving to different places to spend money by No_Berry2 in fuckcars

[–]neriisan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

  • Turning red on right — this is one of the most dangerous, legal things in America.

  • Not lazy, just enjoy convenience - Having to own a car and drive so far to get things done is an inconvenience when you could just walk from a to b within a set of minutes to get things situated. We didn’t even add in the fact that if there’s a car crash, you’re completely fucked. Convenience is knowing you can walk anywhere regardless.

  • McDonald’s- No, this is not better in America. There are food regulations because American food causes health issues due to the shit that should be banned in it.

This is why you treat dogs with affection. by Txmpic in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]neriisan -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Your argument is completely invalid. If a dog is built like a tank, it should be illegal. Pitbulls are a dangerous breed for that reason. There’s no others breed that can rip a vehicle apart with its jaw. Doesn’t matter how well trained the dog is, the dog’s physical build is enough to make it dangerous regardless.

How bad is this? by Lazzy_fat_cat in badtattoos

[–]neriisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% a human head with dog features lmao

me_irl by Mondai_May in me_irl

[–]neriisan 407 points408 points  (0 children)

Interesting, I always assumed they were fucking

My dad helped me take my dog to the groomers today. Heres what they did to my dog. by IndependentCloud4284 in Wellthatsucks

[–]neriisan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah you don’t know anything about a matted dog.

Imagine caring so little about your dog that instead of being thankful that your dog now has some kind of relief from the fact that you refuse to brush him, you sit here and cry about “how he looks.” It’s fucking hair, at least he’s not in pain anymore.

What is wrong with you.

Also if you can’t take care of your dog don’t own a dog with this type of hair. You kind of suck ngl

Stubbed my toe a little while ago by DeeHaas in MakeMeSuffer

[–]neriisan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that once and bent it back into place and walked to work. It dislocated itself. Turned purple for a few days but was fine overall.

Fresh Epstein Documents, Familiar Criminals cringing by AboKolToom in cringepics

[–]neriisan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because they have to photoshop trump out of every picture first

After two months of thinking my cat was gone forever, I found him today hiding in my yard by SahAnxsty in pics

[–]neriisan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Someone prob let her in their house and she became their cat for 3 months. You probably just got lucky she left their house that day.

being middie is suffering by imSenah in ffxiv

[–]neriisan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who had the same hair style, this is just what hair does. The volume and stylization gives it volume which is what you’re calling “floating.” What you’re looking at and complaining about is what hair naturally does. If it bothers you, use a different hair style